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[Thanatopsis123]

Lucky bastard.

 

[dorian gray]

DO IT. Not like youre going to have children someday or anything.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

old faithful:

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Wtf is ENZ? And normal sized Trojans are what I bought this last time that strangled me.

Just looked at Magnums on their website. "Tapered at the base for a secure fit" So the base will still be tight as all hell but the rest loose. I might as well tape a plastic shopping back to myself. Fucking condoms.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

The "ENZ" (ends?) refers to the reservoir tip, rather than just being rounded. But I think pretty much all Trojans come that way, hmm.

 

[dorian gray]

old faithful:

seconded

 

[dorian gray]

So the base will still be tight as all hell but the rest loose.

haha
Maybe try a different method. Like withdrawal. That ALWAYS works

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Okay. If the nurse says so.

 

[Krilons Resa]

condoms...pfffft

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

DO IT. Not like youre going to have children someday or anything.

Its on my to-do list for this spring.

 

[einride]

countdown til mike is in here being all like "BUT KIDS THEYRE SO FUNNY."

 

[lurch70]

countdown til mike is in here being all like "BUT KIDS THEYRE SO FUNNY."

but seriously ... condoms? withdrawal worked all the time for me and for some reason praying worked when it came to not getting a disease.
I figured sex has to be dangerous otherwise its not ... well ... good.

I don't drink liqour out of a sippy cup either.

 

[dorian gray]

I was joking about withdrawal. You might as well start decorating the nursery with that method.

 

[lurch70]

wtf ... do you pass out as you are close to coming?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I was joking about withdrawal.

That was obvious but I'm not so sure about Lurch.

 

[Hell Mike]

withdrawal

Suckiest method ever imo
Not very secure based on what the resident nurse and others say, and who the hell wants to pull out when the goodness is at its best? (Except for every now and then for fun)

Erik: Kids are great and all of that but if every sexytime explosion sired one or more offlings, it probably wouldn't be as much fun for anyone involved.

 

[MFJ]

trojans are terrible. they smell like madness and they are also way too thick.

 

[lurch70]

That was obvious but I'm not so sure about Lurch.

i wasn't

 

[lurch70]

Suckiest method ever imo
Not very secure based on what the resident nurse and others say, and who the hell wants to pull out when the goodness is at its best? (Except for every now and then for fun)

you're obviously assuming vaginal intercourse :zombie:

also, it still beats a rubber every time. shooting a load in your rubber is like throwing up with your face against a wall. ya gonna choke.

 

[Johanna]

I'm not really sure if I would trust a condom named trojan