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[MFJ]

no one is home... time to blast colour haze vinyls at MAXIMUM VOLUMMEEEEE

 

[dorian gray]

Hey! I listen to Arcturus and Stargazer! We could be friends!

 

[einride]

Hey! I listen to Arcturus and Stargazer! We could be friends!

dorian talks about music on the forums, exhibit B

 

[Ars Magna]

I don't like wearing new shoes, film at 11.

 

[dorian gray]

Hey Frank, I just found a pregnant brown recluse in my garage. I appropriately dispatched it.

 

[Guthrum]

Hey Frank, I just found a pregnant brown recluse in my garage. I appropriately dispatched it.

I assume that since you're addressing Frank and that you "appropriately dispatched it" that you shot it with a shotgun. Right?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I was thinking he mailed it in a jar to frank.

 

[Guthrum]

As a weight management kind of thing? Necrosis will do that to you.

 

[dorian gray]

I just killed what I believe to be a Black Widow

 

[lurch70]

isn't killing spiders bad luck?

 

[MFJ]

I just killed what I believe to be a Black Widow

I just smoked what I believe to be White Widow

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[lurch70]

i'd really like to nail a Yellow Widow

 

[dorian gray]

LOL

Add stung by a bee to my list of insect-related adventures today. I also got one stuck in my hair but I assume it was the same one that stung me. Fuckers are getting a pyrethrum bath as soon as I get my hands on some.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

spiders aren't insects, they're arachnids dumbass

 

[dorian gray]

That's right! Sipders are horrible beasts!

 

[dorian gray]

Wtf, are you Dorian: Insect Hunter? I haven't even seen a bug today, not one.

Edit: I've also never in my 22 years been stung by a bee, the prospect of which terrifies the shit out of me.

What the heck?! Well, son, you need to go out and get stung. Preferably by a wasp. The wife got one stuck in her pants while landscaping a few years back. Needless to say, it was awesome.

 

[dorian gray]

LOL, that was a ninja edit by Matt. He went and looked up the arachnid part and came back and added it.

 

[dorian gray]

that was just mean

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'm board.