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That's a great quote.

Its funny how the deadline for nomination was a mere couple weeks after his inauguration, to boot. Pessimistic as I may be, I really hope he does do something worthwhile but this is just grossly premature.
 
Don't forget you are in the Carpathian Forest DVD.

that's right, I'm in the Carpathian Forest DVD! Badass.
I also think that I'm in 99% of all crowd footage ever because when I see someone headbanging it looks like me so I go HEY IS THAT ME! no mike you weren't born when that was recorded oh right, ok
 
i think just being president of the united states gets you one, even bush got one


somebody asked me at work the other day if we had the new creed...surely it is further proof there is no god
 
i think just being president of the united states gets you one, even bush got one

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Edit: and thats not a "LOL BUSH GOT ONE "..." thats a "WHY WOULD ANYONE IMAGINE THAT BUSH GOT ONE OF ANY SORT "..."

But seriously Obama has done nothing to deserve anything even remotely like a Nobel peace prize, and anyone who believes otherwise is a fucking moron. When Mother Theresa was getting her's, she wasn't sitting there continuing 2 wars, about to make one of them a nice bit worse, and refusing meetings with the dalai lama in order to try and not piss of the Chinese. It's a mockery of what the award was supposed to be about. At least jimmy fucking carter picked up a god damn hammer.
 
i thanked my wife tonight for staying thin. she shed all that baby weight in no time. im talking that shit melted off of her after our girl was born.

she asked me why i was thanking her for that. i told her because i saw one of my ex girlfriends (and good friends from high school) on facebook. this girl was one of those hot, curvacious drill team girls with a brain, you know. we stayed good friends until graduation, then went our separate ways. anyway, i saw her on facebook and BAM, SHE'S FAT! I'm sure she's still a great, smart, fun person, but man, if she and I get divorced, no way in hell am i gonna attempt to hook up with that. there goes one of my contingencies.