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Yep, seen every episode at least twice, including the new ones. The reunion-within-a-reunion idea is fucking spectacular, and while I'd hesitate to call it the best sitcom of the decade (Arrested Development?) and although every episode has the same basic plot (Larry starts out in trouble and proceeds to get himself deeper into trouble), it's definitely one of those shows that makes life worth living.

Best character = Funkhouser!!!
 
fields of the nephilim is so fucking totally one of the best bands that has ever existed ever
 
...since they themselves are hipsters, and there fan base is all hipsters, and their music is hipsterish. Next is WHAT THE FUCK IS A HIPSTER ANYWAYS THEN HUH! debate...if you are from a city, you know what a hipster is, or at least what the general stereotype entails.

wolves in the throne room is not from a city they live on a fucking farm, grow some god damn corn and play some music. i honestly don't know what's hip in america these days but if that is it then i will consider moving

at least they're walking the walk


if i can appreciate amebix, being communist idiots, at least practicing what they're preaching and living in squats and eating beer and garbage, then i can appreciate wolves being stupid rich americans with thick glasses and tattered copies of "walden" voluntarily wearing wet woolen socks and pretending they're being connected to mother earth by playing "black" metal and eating turnips. i don't give a shit. do something creative and unique with your life and i will respect that. music ain't bad either even though i've listened to it maybe thrice
 
Someone really needs to start make up a new subgenre for this shit. I think I will, and call it Black Shoegaze, I am dead serious. I'm going to start it right....NOW! Liturgy is not Metal they are Black Shoegaze. So when this term comes into the world wide music lexicon, you can remember this moment.

actually this is a lot more like my bloody valentine at 240 bpm than bathory so good on ya tully
 
Ride > My Bloody Valentine

I live in the hipster capitol of America (behind Brooklyn) and I still haven't figured out what they listen to. Maybe a combination of Sufjan Stevens and early Pestilence, hell if I know......
 
ride is stupid shit and my bloody valentine is less stupid, but still stupid, shit

slowdive is the only good "shoegaze" band
 
But a stupid, juvenile person can create stupid Prog, where a smart artistic person, would create smart creative prog.
 
For anyone who ever wondered what the Ulver soundtracks would sound like if they were actually good:
 
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music critics with thick rimmed glasses should stop pretending rock musicians know anything about things like "historical artistic avant-gardes (constructivism, futurism, symbolism, dadaism, socialist realism...), literature (romanticism, science fiction...), the cinema (French new wave, German Expressionism...) and the latest advanced technologies (electronics, robotics, nuclear ...)."

much like anus dot com needs to stop pretending black metal is anything other than teens with too much alcohol in their bloodstream screaming about satan
 
this liturgy is better



i mean, i find brutal death metal pretty ridiculous but well, it's better
 
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music critics with thick rimmed glasses should stop pretending rock musicians know anything about things like "historical artistic avant-gardes (constructivism, futurism, symbolism, dadaism, socialist realism...), literature (romanticism, science fiction...), the cinema (French new wave, German Expressionism...) and the latest advanced technologies (electronics, robotics, nuclear ...)."

people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read iirc