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Well somehow your phone called my phone and left a garbled message that sounded like someone getting their throat cut, or taking an intense shit.
 
I hate celebrity gossip, but the bit about soccer rang true.

From www.chron.com:

Wahlberg says the Beckhams have ruined the neighborhood

Mark Wahlberg has blasted soccer superstar Davd Beckham - insisting his move to Los Angeles has ruined a "quiet" celebrity neighborhood.

The Departed actor lives close to the Beverly Hills home Beckham purchased following his move to Los Angeles Galaxy in 2007.

He is adamant the British star's presence has encouraged hordes of photographers to swarm into the area - and is convinced Beckham is wasting his time trying to boost soccer in the U.S.

Wahlberg says, "Man, the Beckhams. It used to be so quiet on my road. Then David moves in with his family. Suddenly we've got paparazzi hanging out day and night. Now they'll follow any car that drives down the road...

"I'm not telling Beckham to take his family home. I'm just not sure why he came to America in the first place. Man, we don't want your soccer. There's no way Americans are going to buy the idea of 90 minutes of running around without much happening. Thanks for trying guys, but we'll stick to baseball and basketball."
 
I don't think Beckham gives two shits if Americans will get into soccer or not.
I am pretty sure he will pack up and go home once his contract runs out and take his gazillions with him.
 
Yeah, he's not here to stimulate interest in football - Galaxy is paying him 54375234752734 dollars to play. I can tell you that, as a football fan, his presence is a big positive. He's an awesome player. Non-fans don't give a shit. Fans like it. That's about the extent of that situation.

Carry on.
 
I fucked up one of my rotator cuff muscles last night by........scratching the top of my head. I just reached up and...."aaaarrgghhh!!" Wtf? I'm falling apart. And, of course, I *was* on the brink of starting to bench again. Guess not. Maybe I can just use one side of my body. That'd actually be kinda funny.
 
People below the Mason-Dixon line can't and shouldn't attempt to drive in anything resembling snow. Audi A8 Quatro FTW

 
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yes, this
 
erik, listen to my elaborate plan i just conjured up here in my tower of infinite sorrow and pain:

lets get on stage, you play your bongos i bass the bass then lets get HAMMERED in time for IN SOLITUDE and MR DEATH!?

if yes, i'll go to party-san with you.
 
erik, listen to my elaborate plan i just conjured up here in my tower of infinite sorrow and pain:

lets get on stage, you play your bongos i bass the bass then lets get HAMMERED in time for IN SOLITUDE and MR DEATH!?

if yes, i'll go to party-san with you.

stop

hammertime

i kinda wanna see all the bands though at least for long enough to find out whether they're bad
 
damn

well the point is yeah we're gonna be frickin drunk

gonna drink beer out of trocadero bottles backstage. jocke will never figure this trick out