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[einride]

years??? no fucking way ...

easily

you can't go to wacken without stumbling over some passed-out german with seven inches of "wacken '98" "wacken '99" "wacken '00" ... "wacken '10" wristbands across their flabby, muddy, ACCEPT-tattooed arms

 

[swizzlenuts]

Remember at Ragnarök that they actually put a metal clip on it? They do the same thing for Wacken.

 

[einride]

Yikes, the MDF wristbands are fucking neon yellow and tacky as fuck. Could it be though that the Wacken guys just keep their wristbands in a drawer somewhere and bust them out once a year to wear for the fest?

no, because they're sealed with a metal ring which makes it impossible to take them off without cutting up the band. this is so you can't go around giving bands to people who don't have tickets to the festival and commit fraud. i know several people personally who wear several festival wristbands constantly.


anyway, i just want to say: damn! i just googled some of the folks i went to junior high with and this shit is really depressing and/or uplifting... because some of these folks have gotten SO OLD and/or SO FAT and are SUCH LOSERS (judging by their blogs etc.) that it makes me want to make my life 1000 x more worthwhile just to distance myself as far away from this sort of crap as possible

http://flyktingen.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/dsc_00481-e1275850429401.jpg <-- this girl right here used to be a friend, and fairly pretty, ten years ago. now she looks like she's FORTY at least! gah! what? am i this old!?

 

[Ars Magna]

Seeing people I went to high school with is generally rather depressing. Stupid Facebook.

 

[lurch70]

this will open up a whole new can of worms, but Euro chics age a lot faster than Ameri ones ... not sure what that's about, stress or something. although if that was the case Ameri chics should be dead by 30.

Anyway, you got a few good years left in you Neurotica

 

[Disgustipated]

http://flyktingen.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/dsc_00481-e1275850429401.jpg <-- this girl right here used to be a friend, and fairly pretty, ten years ago. now she looks like she's FORTY at least! gah! what? am i this old!?

You look about 12, what with your boyish good looks and smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom skin, so you'll be right for a while yet

But yeah nah, she definitiely looks to be in her mid 30s or so. She hasn't age very gracefully at all.

this will open up a whole new can of worms, but Euro chics age a lot faster than Ameri ones ... not sure what that's about, stress or something. although if that was the case Ameri chics should be dead by 30.

The botox probably has a thing or two to do with this.

 

[einride]

You look about 12, what with your boyish good looks and smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom skin, so you'll be right for a while yet

well if there's one thing i ain't got it's smooth skin

but thanks though, i look almost the same as i did back in high school (only slightly older, SURPRISINGLY) which is fair enough really

 

[lurch70]

so in a few weeks I will be involved in a shoot for a music video ... the track is about revenge.
got access to a really creepy warehouse, lots of crazy old medical equipment, (C-Arms, CAT Scans, exam tables)

need some off the wall ideas for some type of torture scene that can be filmed with a lot of implied visuals ...

all you horror watching sickos ... throw something at me.

 

[einride]

water torture

just have the entire video be a close-up of a guy's forehead and drops of water slowly falling down

 

[Krilons Resa]

probably the gayest (literally) commercial I have ever seen.

 

[Ars Magna]

I agree...anything involving teeth. I always thought that an aluminum bat to the teeth would be awful.

More along the lines of torture...taking those stone carving tools (like Tim Robbins used to make the chess set in Shawshank) and chipping out the teeth one by one by tapping them out. Not using a lot of force, just tapping. Ugh.

 

[lurch70]

haha, you guys are pretty sick with the teeth, but we can't afford to show anything or for FX, so anything detailed like that is out.
also the guys being tortured will be wearing a mask.

 

[lurch70]

a big holy fucking WHOA!!!!

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=141969

 

[Disgustipated]

Yeah watched that video just before. Pretty cool. Seeing Metallica in Novemeber or October or something so it's good to see James doesn't sound as much like a faggot as he did when I last saw them, Kirk has remembered how to play a solo again, and the setlist seems pretty good.

 

[dorian gray]

http://flyktingen.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/dsc_00481-e1275850429401.jpg <-- this girl right here used to be a friend, and fairly pretty, ten years ago. now she looks like she's FORTY at least! gah! what? am i this old!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[dorian gray]

Seeing people I went to high school with is generally rather depressing. Stupid Facebook.

Yes. Yes it is.

It's quite shocking how most people just go to shit after age 22 or so. Most of it's genetic but man, some people have been partying HARD let me tell you. Hope it was worth it for them.

 

[Disgustipated]

So I went out for tea to a Greek restaurant with some friends tonight, and while ordering our meals I noticed the waitress had forgotten to take out her pen and paper and was foolishly just trying to take our (8) orders, of entrees and mains, by memory. I thought I'd be a gent and remind her to grab her pad, but was met with the reply of 'no, it's alright'. One of my friends told me afterwards that wait staff these days must remember orders, using a pen and paper is considered 'bad restaurant etiquette'. Seriously? Cos I mean, I really don't think it'd affect my dining experience in a negative way if she were to grab out that pad. Grab out a fucking etch-a-sketch for all I care. Anyway, needless to say, it took 10 minutes to take our orders as she had to repeat them back to us three times just to get it right. So a photographic memory is a pre-requisite to work in a restaurant these days. Ok. Cool.

 

[Guthrum]

Chasing down and scaring the shit out of teenage hooligans blowing up mailboxes is stress relieving.

 

[MFJ]

So I went out for tea to a Greek restaurant with some friends tonight, and while ordering our meals I noticed the waitress had forgotten to take out her pen and paper and was foolishly just trying to take our (8) orders, of entrees and mains, by memory. I thought I'd be a gent and remind her to grab her pad, but was met with the reply of 'no, it's alright'. One of my friends told me afterwards that wait staff these days must remember orders, using a pen and paper is considered 'bad restaurant etiquette'. Seriously? Cos I mean, I really don't think it'd affect my dining experience in a negative way if she were to grab out that pad. Grab out a fucking etch-a-sketch for all I care. Anyway, needless to say, it took 10 minutes to take our orders as she had to repeat them back to us three times just to get it right. So a photographic memory is a pre-requisite to work in a restaurant these days. Ok. Cool.

uh... so did she get it right? also, i dont think this broad would be getting any tips if she took 10 minutes to take an order.

 

[dorian gray]

Grab out a fucking etch-a-sketch for all I care.

HAHAHAHahahahaha
BWwwaaahhhhaaaahahahaha

Btw, I've encountered this alot in the States for quite awhile now. I was a little confused at first but then...meh. The only mistake that I can recall was when I ordered a Maredsous 10 and the guy didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. I showed him the drink menu and he was like, "ah! OK." and proceeded to bring me out an 8.
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