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[Hell Mike]

One of my best pals' younger brother pulled a famed Lögdeå Window Stunt this weekend, broke his jaw in two places, both legs, one wrist and both kneecaps. Luckily no brain or back/neck damages this time either.

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol @ "this time."

 

[einride]

One of my best pals' younger brother pulled a famed Lögdeå Window Stunt this weekend, broke his jaw in two places, both legs, one wrist and both kneecaps. Luckily no brain or back/neck damages this time either.

who is this

 

[Ars Magna]

I may have had bad porkchop for lunch. I'm about 65% sure I'm going to spew. I'm interviewing a candidate for an open position in about 25 minutes. I'm going to see if I can hold out until then. Best interview ever?

"Tell me about how you'd HAAAUUUGGGGHHHHUUGHG". uke:

 

[Ellestin]

holding out is generally a bad idea...

 

[Hell Mike]

who is this

Mange, Spiggen's brother

 

[einride]

Mange, Spiggen's brother

Gsus christ

 

[Agalloch]

It's been 7 years for me at these forums. It's amazing how little I knew about metal when I first signed up.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

A few weeks back, one of my customers was bitten my a brown recluse in his sleep. After the a couple days his entire arm was numb and he had to be rushed to the hospital.

Dude, those things scare me so much... mainly because those spiders look like ordinary spiders, and when they bite you, in most cases, you don't even notice it until it's already well inside your system and in a really bad state...

Hope your co-worker is ok

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I just killed a big one in my kitchen. Good god, the cats were about to eat it!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I just killed a big one in my kitchen. Good god, the cats were about to eat it!

Do they walk in broad day light in TX??? I’ve heard they only live in attics/basements etc (hence why they are called ‘Recluse’??)
Either way: eeek!!!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

No, they don't just wander around freely. They live under furniture, in cabinets, etc. The cats were running amok and probably riled up everything under the couches, or scared it out of a cabinet. They know how to open cabinets and get inside of them. Right after I killed that recluse, I found the slimy, half eaten corpse of a regular house spider right in front of the couch.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

They know how to open cabinets and get inside of them.

Ok, now I am officially freaked out.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

They being the cats

 

[Dead_Lioness]

OH.


Ok, not freaked out anymore.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Well, the spiders DO get in the cabinets somehow!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Well, the spiders DO get in the cabinets somehow!

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

They're coming to your cabinets to have parties with cicadas

 

[Ars Magna]

Poor Cleveland. First Drew Carey, now this.