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dude, come on. How much longer is this bass thing gonna continue?

ps: mullet = Camaro
laughing in the face of government bailout-takers = Mustang
 
Forever! That shit pays my billz these days. Sorta. :loco:

Yeah I wouldn't mind supporting Ferd. They should try to make a non-shitty vehicle first though. I realize I could say that about pretty much every brand out there of course.
 
My boss has a GTI, it's a fuckin' cool car, but I don't know if I'm ready to switch over to Deutschland. I'm still stuck on the other Axis power. We'll see. Maybe this weekend, but I've been saying that for a month.

Speaking of work, I went to a company BBQ a few weeks ago. Apparently to work there you have to a) be a musician and b) be a beer snob. So it was a pretty rad affair, except I was the only "drummer" of the night so I ended up drunkdrumming most of the evening away. Which was fine, I mean I can keep a beat and it's a good work out, but the best part was when one of the dudes there, who is 300 pounds and plays bass by literally ripping the strings off the fretboard, decided that him and I should have a noise jam. It ended up with me hitting them skinz as hard as possible as he jumped up and down (a big dude jumping up and down whilst ripping the strings off his bass is a lot more intimidating that it sounds, and it already harkens back to childish nightmare), screaming "COME ON!!!!" into my face, which finally lead to sticks being shattered, along with the souls of at least 3 unfortunates.

Good times! :zombie:
 
Well the dude hasn't shown me his balls (yet), but otherwise he could be Krigloch. Actually, not really, at all, but still, I'm trying to go with the joke here.

I bought a Mazdaspeed 3. Another silver wagon. LOLBIAN!!!!!1111 Fuckin' WRX blew its radiator on Friday, that was the last straw. Had to have the woman come and fetch me at work.

"Where are we going to dinner tonight?"
"Mazda."
 
Wow, I haven't played that game in a loooooong time. So no, I haven't. I'd like to get back into that one again, but these days I spend about 8 hours per year with video games really.

I did go through Super Metroid on an emulator like 6 months ago though. That was pretty keen. I still hate Maridia. Mostly because it sucks.
 
I bought a Mazdaspeed 3.

YYYYYYEEEESSSS!!!!!
That's awesome, man.
I'm seriously looking at Mustangs but them there waginz are awfully convenient.
Wait. Then we'd have two wagons. That's super gay.
Mustang it is.
 
Hmmm....the Stang and the Speed3 are about the same price. Ford wins on power but Mazda trumps on convenience. But, meh...already have a wagon.

Fuck it. I'll just get a Cayman.
 
Do you find it annoying how auto writers are so cavalier about prodigious amounts of horsepower? I just read something on Edmunds like, "throw in 263 horspower and you got yourself a hot little hatch"
263 horsepower? Hot little hatch? That's all you can muster?
What era are these guys living in? A time when everyone had 500 cubic inch engines?
In the mid-90s, my friend and I both had 115-hp Escort GTs and we thought *they were fast*. When my bud sold his and got a 140-hp Stanza we were in awe.
 
So, where is Adrian? I want some video of the torque steer ripping the steering wheel out of his hands.
 
So, where is Adrian? I want some video of the torque steer ripping the steering wheel out of his hands.
Dude seriously. WTF FWD?! It's weird, in a straight line you have to grab the wheel with gusto, but in the twisties it cuts like a god damn knife. Neat.

I got the ripshits. Been crapping and puking since 4am. This sucks. Can't even drive my new car to go pick up my old car in order to sell it, what with the fear of diarrhearring the seats.
 
haha yeah, I don't know if I can drive a FWD car. The Escort GT was the last one I had. It died in 1997.
RWD ever since.

I looked at WRXs. They freaking *start* at $25000. Come on, people! I'm not rich here!