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[NAD]

Just thinking about the amount of DMV paperwork that dude has gone through gives me a headache. Pretty rad though, even though I agree that he should've stopped with the '75 Bronco.

I wish I could stop pooping long enough to drive my new car.

 

[dorian gray]

Yeah, that sucks. Something's been going around all over the cuntry. I had it and it lasted a full week. The first couple days were spent sitting on the pot.

Too bad I don't live closer, I'd definitely drive your car *for* you during this trying time

 

[NAD]

I just read through like 10 old pages from this thread and it is seriously the greatest thing on the internet.

Polar opposite of YouBoob comments. Good job.

 

[Hell Mike]

Agreed, but few interweb reads compare to the durnken therad.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I'm tellin yeh, you could publish this thread as a book..... But how would we distribute royalties??? % of post count?

 

[lurch70]

interesting, never thought about it. i wonder is there anything else remotely as long and convoluted on internet forums anywhere?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

NAD is right, I just tried it. You can click on any random page in this thread and always come away with a comedy gem. Such as the following:

QWhere the fuck is th edammit 'm, drunk threa. This is ridiculous, my friens ended up buyingme rolundsand I have I fucked TEST tojmorow in my MORDERN CHINEE HISTORY CLASS. Can you belive this fucking shit/>?! So now I', completely wasted and I have this fucking test. Whatr the fuck. I hate booze. Fuck mylie!!!!!!! I'm going to bed everyopne, good night!

 

[lurch70]

Dorian ... buy of the freaking century.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330451757774

 

[swizzlenuts]

It's removed, what was it?

 

[dorian gray]

Seconded.

 

[lurch70]

wtf .. here .. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ330451757774

 

[lurch70]

and a new review to miss your Subie.

http://jalopnik.com/5590326/2011-subaru-wrx-sti-first-drive?skyline=true&s=i

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha Peter North the porn star?
Cool Stillen. Too bad I've always hated Nissans. They're made here in Tennessee (not this one obviously)

Yo, Adrian! Hey, did you happen to test drive the GTI? What made you buy the 3?

 

[dorian gray]

and a new review to miss your Subie.

http://jalopnik.com/5590326/2011-subaru-wrx-sti-first-drive?skyline=true&s=i

Oh God that's the ugliest car ever

 

[NAD]

and a new review to miss your Subie.

http://jalopnik.com/5590326/2011-subaru-wrx-sti-first-drive?skyline=true&s=i

That ain't a wagon!

Seriously though, I would never own a sedan. That is, by far, my least favourite automobile configuration. Also the current generation WRX sedan is truly the ugliest car ever. Way too rent-a-heap, and hey, I like sleeper types. The wagon is fine though, other than the stupid taillights.

I drove my WRX today for the first time since putting 150 miles on the Mazda. Granted, the WRX has almost 100k on the odometer, but it felt heavy and ungainly by comparison. Not to mention slow, something I never thought I would say about that car. I almost feel like I've left the Subaru family (80% of WRXs I drive by return the "WRX Wave" which is gay but still cool), but other than the lack of AWD, I think I made the right choice.

wtf .. here .. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ330451757774

hahahaha awesome. I would hate to see the interior stains on that car.

"Did someone spill a vanilla milkshake back here?"
"Nah, this used to be Peter North's car."
"HAR HARHARHADHRHAA"
"No srsly."

Yo, Adrian! Hey, did you happen to test drive the GTI? What made you buy the 3?

I drove my bosss's's GTI, from his driveway into his garage at least. I thought about getting one, and it was a close 3rd on my list, but I didn't want to sway away from Japan just yet. We fear change.

 

[NAD]

Oh yeah, why did I buy the 3? Because it's fast as all fuck, and my current Subaru was pissing me off. Plus, I only like AWD for dirt usage, which will soon be resolved by purchasing a Jeep of some sort.

Win win? I dunno.

 

[NAD]

So I haven't been on a car forum in years (because I'd rather drive than talk about rap I guess), but I just scoped out some Mazda forums for kicks.



The internet is full of dipshits. I hope electricity dies before gasoline.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

wtf, I dont play bass

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Before I purchased my Mazda3 I went onto Mazda forums as well. Fucking asshats run rampant on those forums

So I haven't been on a car forum in years (because I'd rather drive than talk about rap I guess), but I just scoped out some Mazda forums for kicks.



The internet is full of dipshits. I hope electricity dies before gasoline.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

wtf, I dont play bass

YOU DO NOW.