Eh, fuckit, I have no shame:
So after I broke up with her, I spent a month trying to Be A Nice Guy, which of course stupidly lead to me wanting to get back with her. Things were okay for the first month, but after that she was over it and completely ignored me. At one point I, quite inebriated, drove to her apartment at 3am to wait for her to get off work (she worked nights, normally got home at 7am). I slept in my car in front of her place and of course, she "had to work overtime" so never showed up at home, surely avoiding the crazy stalker asshole snoring in his own ride. I gave up at 8am, drove to the Chevron down the street, took a shit, and bought some donuts to sooth my hangover.
After that there was zero contact from her, although at least once a week I would get HAMMERED and call her, incessantly, just like a fucking moron, to which she would never answer, respond, or do anything other than completely ignore me. After about 2 months she finally returned my call OMG SO EXCITING. I picked up the phone and it was a dude calling from her phone. He didn't really say much, but the message was clear: Fuck off. Now. So, I did.
Unfortunately, a year or so later she contacted me and we started dating again. That was pointless, stupid, and shitty, but I only put up with it for about a month before getting rid of her. Then after a month, she called on me again, and I of course obliged. WTF LEARN YOUR LESSON, ASSHOLE. She was an evil bitch for about 3 weeks and then I finally had enough. My last contact with her was when she called on my birthday and I looked at my phone like it was a cat turd instead of answering it. Funny how I only had to ignore her once before she disappeared.
Women are evil, but men are dumb.
