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[lurch70]

lol ...

added some punctuation

the funny thing is my good friends' ex tried to befriend me; and MY ex, who is friends with my friends' ex, friended him.

 

[lurch70]

wtf is that?

edit: google reveals Ninja, Yo-Landi Vi$ and DJ Hi-Tek. srsly?

yeah, DJ Hi-Tek doesn't play gigs with them though as he is afraid to fly.

 

[NAD]

Took the Mazdaspeed to 110mph tonight. It took me over a week to get into the triple digits. It only took 5 days to get the WRX to 143mph. I must be getting old.

I still cannot decide if Die Antwoord are the best or worst thing in the universe, but my emotions sure lean toward the latter.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

fuck fuck fuck. I missed DIE ANTWOORD at 2 separate gigs this weekend.

Yeah, I missed em last weekend. Fuckin SOLD OUT. But I'm pretty sure nothing beats a bunch of 15yo so-cal rave kids going nuts to them at Coachella. Not realizing, of course, that DA are pretty much the Tommy Wiseau of hip-hop....

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Hey, hey! Can I be the next one with relationship problems?

My wife just got upset, claimed she wasn't comfortable being with me right now, and drove away to god-knows-where.

 

[Evil?]

Bitches be crazy!

On a related note, I finally did what I should have done a while ago and had a chat with the object of my affections and came to the agreement that some time apart is a good idea.

 

[dorian gray]

@Thanatopsis: hahaha! What'd ya do *this* time?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Apparently something uncomfortable.

 

[dorian gray]

Like turned the thermostat up to high or something?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Anal. Very uncomfortable.

 

[lurch70]

Hey, hey! Can I be the next one with relationship problems?

My wife just got upset, claimed she wasn't comfortable being with me right now, and drove away to god-knows-where.

I had no idea you were married

 

[Krilons Resa]

I didn't know Thanat was married either. I thought he was just 'on an island' out there in Japan. Did ya meet her in Japan or did she tag along with ya?

 

[dorian gray]

Time for one of my patended incriminating post delete-sessions.

 

[Krilons Resa]

LOL, yeah...Paranoia will always get the best of you. I got caught boasting, on RC, that some "bint" cooked me dinner etc...only to be blackmailed a few days later by her through text messages asking me what "bint" meant. I texted her back "the useless meat around the vagina." Needless to say, that piece of ass ended rather abruptly after that.

 

[Krilons Resa]

It's all NAD's fault really.

 

[dorian gray]

Everything bad that happens to any of us is Adrian's frault

 

[dorian gray]

lol @ that story, btw.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Yeah. She was talking about me to this gay office buddy of hers and he decided to play e-detective on me by googling my myspace moniker: doomcifer.

I admit, I was sloppy.

 

[dorian gray]

That's kinda ridiculous. I mean, yeah, OK, we shouldn't be saying some of the things we say on here, but it's the freaking internet. It's stuff you might tell some dudes in person in a bar or watching sports or something. Those dudes, unless they're total assholes, aren't going to tell anyone what you said. But on here, it's a free for all. Thusly, these e-detectives should chill out a bit. Respect the privacy.

Maybe I'm all wrong.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

LOL that reminds me of one time I applied for a job and didn't get it. After a while I started thinking what all I had associated with the email address I gave them. I searched it on Myspace and discovered I had a joke Myspace account linked to it that I had totally forgotten about. But yeah, a joke account for a black ho with some really nasty stuff on it. If recall correctly, I made the profile in support of Jerry and Climb Thar's rap page on Myspace

Might have been the reason, might not have been. Having already worked in the background check business, I shoulda been more on top of my stuff like that. Oh well. Job woulda sucked anyway.