I pulled an e-dick on two broads I attempted to court ten years ago. Broad one was a self-proclaimed virgin who I in child like infatuation wrote sappy poems to in hopes of winning her over, even bought the bint a $150 pendant, which in 99 on $5.75 an hour wages was a huge bounty. After making little headway, I made a fake female account, hit her up on AOL for lez sex, which despite her proclaimed virginity she was all too interested in laying down the ground work for a meet and scissor. After further questioning, I "came" to learn that she shtooped 6 dudes and 3 lasses, which led me to ebushing her with my true identity and lambasting her for being the two bit trollop she truly was. Kids :eyeroll:
Bint number 2 was this absolutely gorgeous blond who I worked with who gave me come hither hints as if she was going to blow me right in the cashier line in which I was tending. This was a sealed deal in my mind. We went on two dates, I didn't get anything more than a peck on the cheek. Fucking skank had ADD as well, couldn't listen to 98 degrees for more than 10 seconds before skipping tracks to the next pop group topping the charts at the time. Well anyhow, this bint couldn't get over her last nerdstrom boyfriend who used to do Shakespearean theater, and talked about their break up incessantly to the point where I said fuck it, this just isn't worth pursuing. Tying this to the net, 3 months elapsed, we both moved to a different place of employ, and I happened to use a fake AOL account to chat her up and beat around the bush, no pun intended, on her suspected promiscuity. "Are you dating anyone?" "How many people have you boinked" "Yadda Yadda." (Hey I was 18 leave me be) Anyhow, I revealed my true identity at the end, called her a spoiled titless cunt, and rode off in to the E-xpanse with a Cheshire Cat smile and vindication for my fettered loins.
Though, I probably could have shtooped it if I were to play her game. She agreed to a third outing, and had even questioned why I didn't grope her at the movies on date one. "Why aren't you touching me?" This is after she insisted to go Dutch at fucking Wendy's. Uhhhh bad sign. Women are fucking nuts! (And I'm a prick)
