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how's the iPad? ... i'll have to pick one up for work.
At first I was all :u-huh: but now I'm like :tickled: because it's pretty intuitive, and like with most things Apple, everything just makes a simplistic form of sense. For us it's just a toy, but I can definitely see the business potential behind it. I haven't tried looking for porn with it yet, I know there was a big wtf-ever with that comment that Jobs made but I haven't explored that avenue yet. Probably wouldn't be a good idea to make the screen any more smudgy than it already is.
 
It's so strange how one moment someone could be so in love with you and the next become the biggest cunt on the planet. I fucking hate women. I'm going over to my ex-ex girlfriend's house, and I'm going to start fucking a lot of people.

I'm not so much upset about the break-up as much as I am about how easy it is for her to just walk out.
 
You're 21, you'll get over it. Most relationships started before the age of 25 never end well anyways. If this union made it beyond the Helm's Deep of her smile, you in all likelihood would have ended up in a trailer co-signed by your pops, with two tots suckling at her teat, working at Best Buy, with no more than a pot to piss in, and a window to throw it out of. Count this as a blessing, take a couple months off to spill some cold ones, and find another lass. !
This right here, mate.




I thought you had forsaken love in the sake of reconciliation? Or was that prompted by the misses to blind you for her deathblow?
Deathblow? Did I actually discuss how she tried to punch me? I can't even remember anymore. Either way, that was just an appropriate time to exit. The time we tried to reconcile...it just wasn't working. Mainly because my heart wasn't in it. I was just about to tell her that when we had our final argument and I never got the chance.
 
It's so strange how one moment someone could be so in love with you and the next become the biggest cunt on the planet. I fucking hate women. I'm going over to my ex-ex girlfriend's house, and I'm going to start fucking a lot of people.

I'm not so much upset about the break-up as much as I am about how easy it is for her to just walk out.

Again: youth. Blow it off. "Fucking a lot of people" won't really help you in the long run though. You won't learn anything about yourself by being vindictive.
 
Again: youth. Blow it off. "Fucking a lot of people" won't really help you in the long run though. You won't learn anything about yourself by being vindictive.

It's just difficult because I'm a very passionate person. Blowing guys off did cross my mind though. I'm trying now to meet up with einride for a hind-ride.
 
I haven't even seen you or her in person since the meat party last summer, but even just by keeping up with you through Facebook it seemed kind of abrupt. She went from making sappy posts & "liking" everything you post, to suddenly breaking up with you. Oh well. I don't understand women either :u-huh:

^ Directed at Plastic Matthewsack
 
I haven't even seen you or her in person since the meat party last summer, but even just by keeping up with you through Facebook it seemed kind of abrupt. She went from making sappy posts & "liking" everything you post, to suddenly breaking up with you. Oh well. I don't understand women either :u-huh:

^ Directed at Plastic Matthewsack

We were always sappy and shit, but we would always have these BLOW OUT fights over the dumbest shit. One night for instance, she wanted me to drive her up to the KFC to get some biscuits which I refused to do initially. She talked me into it, but when we got there the line was horribly long so I turned around. She started acting all crummy and I kept asking her what was wrong. She was being very short with me. I then said, "I can't believe you're acting like this over some fucking biscuits." She literally screamed," BISCUITS!!!" and ran out of the room. She later said I don't do anything she wants to do and blah blah blah.....It actually became a joke with us. Anytime she was mad, I'd shout BISCUITS to cheer her up.

Long story short, we had another blow out fight about Pizza crumbs on friday and we mutually decided to split because she says I'm too good for her or whatever. Bi-polar as hell.
 
We were always sappy and shit, but we would always have these BLOW OUT fights over the dumbest shit. One night for instance, she wanted me to drive her up to the KFC to get some biscuits which I refused to do initially. She talked me into it, but when we got there the line was horribly long so I turned around. She started acting all crummy and I kept asking her what was wrong. She was being very short with me. I then said, "I can't believe you're acting like this over some fucking biscuits." She literally screamed," BISCUITS!!!" and ran out of the room. She later said I don't do anything she wants to do and blah blah blah.....It actually became a joke with us. Anytime she was mad, I'd shout BISCUITS to cheer her up.

Long story short, we had another blow out fight about Pizza crumbs on friday and we mutually decided to split because she says I'm too good for her or whatever. Bi-polar as hell.

Biscuits?!!:lol::lol::lol:

Wow, it all ended over pizza crumbs. Maybe you are indeed better off!
 
Maybe I should have listened to Jerry from the beginning. He couldn't get passed the whole gap thing while I though it was a kinda sexy Madonna thing.
 
lol @ the biscuit story. Sounds like loads of fun, Matt. :p
Move on, dude. I wouldn't even take anything from that experience except that you maybe need someone a little more mature
 
lol @ the biscuit story. Sounds like loads of fun, Matt. :p
Move on, dude. I wouldn't even take anything from that experience except that you maybe need someone a little more mature

How's your big break up going emotionally? You haven't really touched on that enough. You have to have some kind of heart in there right?
 
How's your big break up going emotionally? You haven't really touched on that enough. You have to have some kind of heart in there right?

Yes, it's hard. It's a very complex situation though. Not real easy to put a finger on any of it yet. I also have a family to support so instead of sitting around crying, I am busy finding a decent place to live, planning for school, maybe getting a second job, it's basically alot of juggling and meeting demands/responsibilities. Adult life is a whole lot of getting-shit-done and not much else.
 
Yes, it's hard. It's a very complex situation though. Not real easy to put a finger on any of it yet. I also have a family to support so instead of sitting around crying, I am busy finding a decent place to live, planning for school, maybe getting a second job, it's basically alot of juggling and meeting demands/responsibilities. Adult life is a whole lot of getting-shit-done and not much else.

Rough man. Keeping the brain occupied is the bright side though. The only thing I have keeping my brain away is masturbation and coffee, and you can't jerk off too much or your cock will hurt. I don't want that ya know?
 
I don't play with myself much at all anymore but yeah, I definitely know what you're talking about.

Re: keeping occupied. Definitely. Just remember to deal with your shit though. Don't ignore or bury it. Dudes do that all the time. Then we wonder why we blow up at the slightest provocation. Maybe that's just me.
 
Sometimes the question is how to deal with that shit though....

Re: jacking off.......you need to get back on the jack track man. It's very therapeutic.
 
:lol: @ this page. is RC back?

Plastic, she sounds like a keeper :loco: ... the heart is one mysterious place.