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[Evil?]

Bitches be crazy.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

Bitches be crazy.

Mos Def.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

So she came over and made me watch like five episodes of Degrassi. We ended up having sex three times. What the FUCK?!?!

You make her cum!

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

haha, so glad I've cut back on the drinking.

 

[NAD]

Saw this shirt in SLO this weekend. Should have purchased it. Bought a book entitled On Bullshit instead. But then we found a magical beer tasting garden and enjoyed a dog beer or two. All was well.

 

[lurch70]

hahahahaha

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2...t-chute-after-dispute-at-j-f-k-then-flees/?hp

 

[dorian gray]

Frankly, the world needs more tirades. This sounds like a good one. Too bad there's no transcript. The escape slide bit is ASF though.

 

[Ars Magna]

Holy shit does that kick ass.

 

[lurch70]

gay guys do very manly things

 

[dorian gray]

I like how he ran across the parking lot. I've GOT to hear the tirade. Is that shit recorded do you think? I mean, everything else on a jet is.

 

[lurch70]

hahahha ... made the MINI press again. Apparently I did an interview at that event that I posted the video in the pic thread.

http://www.minispace.com/en_us/arti.../431/?utm_source=fbook_statu_ms_mtts_preparty

 

[lurch70]

turns out that flight attendant dude also grabbed some beers before he hopped on the slide

 

[Guthrum]

I just want to state the obvious: EC stacks rule ass.

 

[Krilons Resa]

ECA is even better. And ECYA is just fucking ridiculous.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

My brother's moving back home with us; started moving his stuff back here today (YAY!). The wife went to her boyfriend's house yesterday and said she broke things off with him, yet she's decided to stay at his house for the rest of the week til her kid comes home (yeah, she shipped her kid off with relatives AGAIN so she can slut around). The boyfriend's a cheater too, so, good. They deserve each other. Poor kid's gonna come home and flip out when he finds out that my brother is gone, and that his mother is about to force him to move into a filthy shanty.

Amy Nicole I have 2 do what I have 2 do <--- Her latest Facebook post. If whoring it up with white trash is what she's gotta do, well then, that's what she's gotta do!

Is this a freakin' palace or what?!!

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

My brother's moving back home with us

She is an ugly betty I tells ya,.

 

[lurch70]

oh man oh man, that sounds terrible Cara. hope it works out somehow for the best.

 

[Reign in Acai]

The guy is living high on the hog. Though, that is until she asks to switch pitches.

 

[NAD]

http://eatdrinkbetter.com/2010/08/10/female-babies-in-china-growing-breasts/

In the 1980s, doctors in Puerto Rico began encountering cases of precocious puberty. There were four-year-old girls with fully developed breasts. There were three-year old girls with pubic hair and vaginal bleeding. There were one-year-old girls who had not yet begun to walk but whose breasts were growing.

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

 

[NAD]

So some young idiot on a bike walked up to me today and this was the conversation we had:

"Excuse me, could you buy me some cigarettes if I give you money?"
"I could get arrested for that, so no."
"I won't tell!"
"Just because you 'won't tell' doesn't mean I won't get arrested."

Then he got all butthurt. This happened outside of a Postal Annex anyhow, not sure where the fook I was supposed to buy him smokes. It's good to know that teenagers are still fucking morons.

Fun fact: I get pestered for cigarettes and weed ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I've said "sorry man, I don't smoke" to a few people and they literally got angry with me because they knew that I must be lying. I'd say maybe I should get finally a haircut, but if I'm already a walking stereotype I'd rather just start assaulting people instead.