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Guthrum · Aug 11, 2010

Doomcifer said:
ECA is even better. And ECYA is just fucking ridiculous.

Aspirin is a no go. I know it's not as good, but I put gingko in it's place, instead. As far as putting yohimbe in there...I'm kind of hesitant. Yohimbe usually messes with me pretty bad.

NAD · Aug 11, 2010

lurch70 said:
hahahha ... made the MINI press again. Apparently I did an interview at that event that I posted the video in the pic thread.

http://www.minispace.com/en_us/arti.../431/?utm_source=fbook_statu_ms_mtts_preparty

When we tracked him down, Aurel was mesmerized by a MINI Takes the States Racing Challenge drive simulator, where a young MINI fan was putting his car through its paces on a Skip Barber Racing School track.

Reign in Acai · Aug 11, 2010

NAD said:
So some young idiot on a bike walked up to me today and this was the conversation we had:

"Excuse me, could you buy me some cigarettes if I give you money?"
"I could get arrested for that, so no."
"I won't tell!"
"Just because you 'won't tell' doesn't mean I won't get arrested."

Then he got all butthurt. This happened outside of a Postal Annex anyhow, not sure where the fook I was supposed to buy him smokes. It's good to know that teenagers are still fucking morons.

A chum got hit by a young couple for beer a couple weeks back, to which he kindly obliged. Upon transfer of the package, a cast of cops surfaced from the woodwork and issued him a citation. Ye could be criminally charged if the party you purchase alcohol for goes on and does something stupid while inebriated. Just no upside to it.

EricT · Aug 11, 2010

NAD said:
So some young idiot on a bike walked up to me today and this was the conversation we had:

"Excuse me, could you buy me some cigarettes if I give you money?"
"I could get arrested for that, so no."
"I won't tell!"
"Just because you 'won't tell' doesn't mean I won't get arrested."

Then he got all butthurt. This happened outside of a Postal Annex anyhow, not sure where the fook I was supposed to buy him smokes. It's good to know that teenagers are still fucking morons.

Fun fact: I get pestered for cigarettes and weed ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I've said "sorry man, I don't smoke" to a few people and they literally got angry with me because they knew that I must be lying. I'd say maybe I should get finally a haircut, but if I'm already a walking stereotype I'd rather just start assaulting people instead.

I was at a small bar show a while back and was given the same request. I handled it slightly differently though.

I was outside, smoking, and a couple kids (couldn't have been much older than 16) asked me for a smoke. I said "nope, last one", and then they asked "Umm, could you buy us some?", and shoved a tenner at me. Thought about it for a sec, then said "yeah, sure" and took the money. Then I walked straight into the bar, bought me a couple beers on them, and then enjoyed the show.

What were they gonna do, call the cops? "Us underage kids handed this dude 10 bucks to buy us smokes but then he never bought the smokes". They must not have been too pissed since they didn't wait around the hour or so for me to come out for another smoke, slightly buzzed thanks to their gratitude.

Edit: Oh it made slightly more sense for them to ask where I was since there was a 7-11 about half a block down.

Disgustipated · Aug 12, 2010

Haha, I love random acts of cunt-ness. It's what I live for!

swizzlenuts · Aug 12, 2010

Question for Dorian:

It's hot out here in Wisconsin, and I can just sit outside and sweat. I mean a lot of sweat, like dripping from my head and face. Also when I walk I pretty much get the sweat ring around neck (like I've been exercising). Is this a problem or am I just one fucked up person?

Dev · Aug 12, 2010

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pW_mDX520Y&feature=related[/ame]

I confess hearing Shaggy in the first seconds :lol:

lurch70 · Aug 12, 2010

WTF

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE67836D20100809

Vittra · Aug 12, 2010

I guess we know who the winner is!

Hell Mike · Aug 12, 2010

lurch70 said:
WTF

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE67836D20100809

There's pictures of after they were carried out of the sauna, wanna see? Doesn't look comfy.

http://weisswurst.apina.biz/medium/m_32776.jpg
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/sports/2010-08/08/c_13434727.htm

Vittra said:
I guess we know who the winner is!

Actually the russian was in for the longest period of time, or so I've heard at least. It's possible that dying counts towards some kind of penalty though, and he won't be there for the award ceremony either way.

lurch70 · Aug 12, 2010

oh man, that looks brutal. how exactly do you "qualify" for this type of competition?

were you guys ever in saunas? I was once and can't say its too enjoyable. Heat was up to only like 114F if I remember correctly.

lurch70 · Aug 12, 2010

turns out that crap peeling off the Ruskies body is not his skin but rather some vaseline, moisturizer he was using to withstand more heat.
this stuff is banned though as it doesn't allow the skin to breathe ... leading to .... well.

Hell Mike · Aug 12, 2010

lurch70 said:
oh man, that looks brutal. how exactly do you "qualify" for this type of competition?

were you guys ever in saunas? I was once and can't say its too enjoyable. Heat was up to only like 114F if I remember correctly.

I think you just apply for competing and you're in, but I dunno. There's a Swedish Sauna foundation, but it takes a stand against this kind of thing as their basic view is that saunas should be enjoyable and not a test of manliness or whatever. I'm more in line with them anyways, a sauna should be a few hours' time of chillin' and talking bullshit and stuff, mental and physical relaxation. And yes, we (Or well, my parents to be precise) have two saunas; one with an electrical heater at home and one with a wood-fired heater at our summerplace by the sea. It's really enjoyable but you need good company, a good level of air moisture, cold beerz, snow or water to cool you off now and then and breaks whenever you feel like it. It's not about testing your pain threshold.

Plastic Nathrakh · Aug 13, 2010

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KILL TULLY · Aug 13, 2010

Mt. Washington! More pictures to come once my phone charges more =D

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Note the man shielding his child from us.

Krilons Resa · Aug 13, 2010

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Ars Magna · Aug 13, 2010

I may be mistaken, but I'm fairly certain it doesn't get much more metal than that.

KILL TULLY · Aug 13, 2010

I don't have any of the awesome pictures as I only had my phone so most of my pictures are crappy ones from the trip to the mountain, but, New England still rules: