Well, I went ahead and shaved my balls as was discussed prior. It was as Lurch said - quite easy. I feel that I should, for future generations, acknowledge the importance of using a shaving balm afterwards. My personal choice is Nivea Replenishing Balm. Now off to tea-bag my wife (this part doesn't happen).
Too bad the only people who show any interest in seeing the end result are NOT MY WIFE
My friend shat in a sock yesterday and hit me in the back of the head with it. Lets just say my hair was pretty greasy.....
FUCK MY FRIENDS....
HOLY SHIT!!
More like smelly shit...
Really my parents wouldn't let me eat dinner with them at the table. (showering did little to stop the permeating smell)
How the fuck do you top that one?
You have to get the guy back somehow!
I always used to chuckel when I went into the projects to repo some deadbeat's shit and see a pic of Black Jesus on the wall. Or better yet, Black Jesus at the Last Supper.
Got me everytime.
haha, i remember always finding these occurrences filled with awesomeness.
hahahaha fuckin Ken. How I wish I could've gone with you on some of those runs
I bought new pants last weekend. I've started this new kool thing called 'buy high quality jeans instead of cheap crap that wears out after two weeks' and it's really good and cost effective. Last time I bought new pants was two years ago or something. I kinda need new shoes for winter though, and shorts when summer comes around again. There you go, a solid update on the Hell Mike Fashion Front.Shopping sucks. Pants are my nemesis.