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Well, I went ahead and shaved my balls as was discussed prior. It was as Lurch said - quite easy. I feel that I should, for future generations, acknowledge the importance of using a shaving balm afterwards. My personal choice is Nivea Replenishing Balm. Now off to tea-bag my wife (this part doesn't happen).

Too bad the only people who show any interest in seeing the end result are NOT MY WIFE


:(:(
 
I really hope Mike doesn't flirt with our babysitter... considering it's most often his mom.
 
My friend shat in a sock yesterday and hit me in the back of the head with it. Lets just say my hair was pretty greasy.....


FUCK MY FRIENDS....

HOLY SHIT!!

More like smelly shit...

Really my parents wouldn't let me eat dinner with them at the table. (showering did little to stop the permeating smell)

:erk:

How the fuck do you top that one?
You have to get the guy back somehow!

:lol:
 
I need to put in for a weeks vacation from work and read through this entire thread. I've been rummaging through it off-and-on for the past couple hours and it's tremendous. It's funny how I recall all of it while reading and what my life and emotional/psychological state was like at the time. Some of it is quite embarrassing too. I, along with most of us, have been through a lot of shit since the inception of this thread back in the dawn of 2006.

We all owe thanks to Circus Brimstone. :zzz:
 
it really would make a great book and testament of how people interact online. start it off with a paragraph about each main character and just print it as it is here.
I can make the printing happen real cheap in China.
 
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That was a classic episode right there, but it really went down in a thread of it's own.
 
I tried to add that vunt to fb when I had an account, this bint replies, "hahahah, yea right." Get over yourself vunt.


I just came back from 6 hours of metrosexual shopping at an out of town retail outlet. After venturing in to Calvin Klein, Banana Republic, Kenneth Cole, Off Saks 5th Ave, and another 4 dozen stores, all I ended up coming back with was two pairs of Reebok gym shorts and a bad case of swamp ass.
 
@Ken: I *thought* it was original but later realized I must've "heard" you mention it in one of your rants

@Jerry: lol
 
Shopping sucks. Pants are my nemesis.
I bought new pants last weekend. I've started this new kool thing called 'buy high quality jeans instead of cheap crap that wears out after two weeks' and it's really good and cost effective. Last time I bought new pants was two years ago or something. I kinda need new shoes for winter though, and shorts when summer comes around again. There you go, a solid update on the Hell Mike Fashion Front.

/Hell Mike