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I'm sitting on a couch in a crowded cafe doing work on my laptop, on my lap, and I have a boner. What do?
 
Macs are cool because they cost significantly more than a PC but don't actually have any increase in performance or quality. I like that.
 
Disagreement here. I'd been a PC man since 2002. Constant problems. Shit got hectic all the time. Not so with this here badboy, for whatever reason. Easily the best computer I've ever owned.
 
Nice! I'm the resident hipster. If you fools only knew me in real life, you'd realize how funny that actually is. :lol:

Furious B: what about "it never fucks up like all my old laptops always did" screams "placebo"?
 
Everything I've ever posted at RC has been ironic.

Serious question: does Sweden (or mainland Europe for that matter) actually have to deal with this infestation?
 
I'd been a PC man since 2002. Constant problems. Shit got hectic all the time. Not so with this here badboy, for whatever reason. Easily the best computer I've ever owned.

I hear this from 80% of Mac owners for the reason they switched.

They were probably HP/Compaq owners prior.

How come I am on the PC about 14 hrs/day and had MAYBE a handful of incidents I can count on 2 hands in 15 years that made me throw shit.
 
I hear this from 80% of Mac owners for the reason they switched.

They were probably HP/Compaq owners prior.

How come I am on the PC about 14 hrs/day and had MAYBE a handful of incidents I can count on 2 hands in 15 years that made me throw shit.

tell me about it! all of my friends and family are constantly buying new computers because they somehow totally fuck up EVERYTHING. i just see these crazy problems... windows taking 10 minutes to start up on a new PC and so on. i don't understand what people are doing to these things. my point is- i use absolutely minimal anti virus protection, i hardly ever run spybot-type programs, and i look at a lot of porn/download all sorts of random shit. i have had the same PC and the same laptop for like six years! i have never had any sort of problem besides trying to install a game here or there.
 
I hear this from 80% of Mac owners for the reason they switched.

They were probably HP/Compaq owners prior.

How come I am on the PC about 14 hrs/day and had MAYBE a handful of incidents I can count on 2 hands in 15 years that made me throw shit.

Ayup.

I have no interest whatsoever in a Mac. I've had 1 significant PC issue in the past decade and, for the most part, it cost me nothing.

I have no issues with Mac (or its trendy supporters :wave:) but I'm good where I am.
 
tell me about it! all of my friends and family are constantly buying new computers because they somehow totally fuck up EVERYTHING. i just see these crazy problems... windows taking 10 minutes to start up on a new PC and so on. i don't understand what people are doing to these things. my point is- i use absolutely minimal anti virus protection, i hardly ever run spybot-type programs, and i look at a lot of porn/download all sorts of random shit. i have had the same PC and the same laptop for like six years! i have never had any sort of problem besides trying to install a game here or there.
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my take on it is that they are shit users to begin with and Apple can have them :loco:
also this