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[Hell Mike]

went to a photo shoot today for Ralph Lauren ... they needed to use my friends "white" custom Ducati bike.

it was interesting. we had to fit the bike in a freaking 6 passenger elevator ... standing pretty much vertically. my back is freaking killing me right now

then some photos were taken of it with this cat in very seductive poses.

WARNING EVERYONE the cat is a dude

 

[Tranquillian]

Listened to this Lou Reed & Metallica collaboration. What the hell were they thinking? I don't get what they were trying to do at all.

 

[lurch70]

oh ... I swear I bumped into Lou Reed on the street at that photo shoot above. he was going into a building that was fit for bums.
my friend said "hey Lou" to him and he grumbled at us.
take a walk on the wildside.

 

[lurch70]

WARNING EVERYONE the cat is a dude

 

[dorian gray]

 

[lurch70]

if there was ever a day to serve as advertising for condoms ... today was it.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

What? Why?

 

[lurch70]

just was at a kids party with 15 other kids that were completely out of their minds. then to top it all off, instead of going home after, went somewhere else where it just happened that there were 2 more with red bull energy.
not to mention my daughter is also in her "monkey say, monkey do" period. f me.

 

[dorian gray]

I'd rather have more children than wear a condom (obviously ha)

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Dorian, haven't you said that you only like the colored ladies? Hasn't some chocolate princess taught you the ancient art form of "skeet skeet skeet"?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm in England right now and for the foreseeable future. I just thought I should probably throw that out there at some point.

 

[dorian gray]

Dorian, haven't you said that you only like the colored ladies? Hasn't some chocolate princess taught you the ancient art form of "skeet skeet skeet"?

No, I said something about how I've only had sex with bi-racial women

I dont know what "skeet skeet skeet" means although I think it has something to do with coitus interruptus...which is better than condoms. I'd just rather not have sex than wear a condom. Although...an interesting aside: chicks can't tell a difference. I never knew that until just recently.

 

[dorian gray]

I'm in England right now and for the foreseeable future. I just thought I should probably throw that out there at some point.

Are you getting some serious ass over there?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Are you getting some serious ass over there?

Well, you know those British tarts...

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I'd just rather not have sex than wear a condom.

Cheeseburger > hamburger


i did well on the SAT

 

[lurch70]

spot the lurch mingling with the 1%

http://www.flickr.com/photos/michael_marrs/sets/72157627963977074/show/

 

[neal]

Cheeseburger > hamburger


i did well on the SAT

i aced the analogy section



im way dumber nowadays though

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Although...an interesting aside: chicks can't tell a difference. I never knew that until just recently.

lies

you're reminding me of mac. "did you bring condoms?" "ooooh, yeah, not really into the whole condom thing"

 

[dorian gray]

I was told that by a chick. She could've been lying. I am unable to verify personally as I don't have a vagina.

 

[Tranquillian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRPzElP_eSI&feature=youtu.be
better than Lou Reed + Metallica?