So I came home after jogging and ate some chili when I got home, and was laying on the couch watching bball, and I got up to smoke. While smoking I was like I HAVE TO POOP BADLY, so after the smoke I went poop. Then went back to lay on the couch and it felt like my stomach was fill with air which hurt a lot. My stomach felt larger. So I go into the bathroom to poop again, and I'm sitting on the toilet and nothing is happening. I then try making myself burp while sitting there. I'm burping and it's not doing well, then I feel like the burping is doing ok and might be working. Then I start coughing and throw up a bit in my mouth; I spit in the toilet. After that I cough more and throw up more, then I get into a coughing/throwing up frenzy. While doing that my body relaxed, and I peed all down my leg.
