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[Krilons Resa]

http://www.metalinjection.net/around-the-interwebs/beavis-butthead-in-real-life-will-freak-you-out

lol

 

[Hell Mike]

So I came home after jogging and ate some chili when I got home, and was laying on the couch watching bball, and I got up to smoke. While smoking I was like I HAVE TO POOP BADLY, so after the smoke I went poop. Then went back to lay on the couch and it felt like my stomach was fill with air which hurt a lot. My stomach felt larger. So I go into the bathroom to poop again, and I'm sitting on the toilet and nothing is happening. I then try making myself burp while sitting there. I'm burping and it's not doing well, then I feel like the burping is doing ok and might be working. Then I start coughing and throw up a bit in my mouth; I spit in the toilet. After that I cough more and throw up more, then I get into a coughing/throwing up frenzy. While doing that my body relaxed, and I peed all down my leg.

lold so hard, thank you

 

[neal]

http://www.metalinjection.net/around-the-interwebs/beavis-butthead-in-real-life-will-freak-you-out

lol

the stuff of nightmares

 

[lurch70]

out my kitchen window this morning ... anyone want to use it for a BM album cover, go ahead.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Hell Mike]

out my kitchen window this morning ... anyone want to use it for a BM album cover, go ahead.

Thanks, but I think the resident RC Swedes have grimmer kitchen window views (at least we've got a fuckload of snow). On the other hand, my kitchen view sports a couple of tractors and trucks and pig pens and stuff, none of which is very black metal.

The croc may be massive but there's some perspective trickery going on here as well

 

[lurch70]

i gave you a tree full of crows ... you gave me pigs and tractors.

 

[Krilons Resa]

i gave you a tree full of crows

very much in the vein of RC.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Cruising to the Yucatan in May, gonna check out a couple of Mayan ruin sites. I can't wait to get eaten alive by bugs! Seriously though, I'm very excited.

I have a poo story to add to Swizzle's! I overate at a buffet yesterday, and at work today I had the urge like I was about to have the runs. That's what happened alright, but I was so focused on my bowel movement that I didn't notice the ANTS that were crawling into my pants as they draped my ankles. I had already seen some ants on the sink, but didn't think anything of it. Two minutes into my walk to the train station, I started feeling stings on my butt and crotch. They still hurt. I guess that was only slightly a poo story

 

[dorian gray]

Hahahaha

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

wtf

 

[Krilons Resa]

it's so very different when it's a chick poo story.

 

[~Neurotica]

 

[lurch70]

avoid ghetto

http://www.npr.org/2012/01/17/145337346/this-app-was-made-for-walking-but-is-it-racist

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[einride]

But Garland says he thinks the feature is more classist than racist.

NUKE THE EARTH

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

old but awesome

 

[lurch70]

Stare at the colored dots on the girl's nose in the photo above for 30 seconds. Then look at a white surface (blank browser, mayhaps) and start blinking. You should see a non-negative image of the girl. WHAT. BRAIN. MELTING. WHAT. OHMYGOD.

 

[lurch70]

Jerry's McDonalds