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Sorry to hear that.
Due to the price of oil, I'm just cold.

I too was going to complain about that but was too lazy.
I drive like a motherfucker now that I have clinical sites 70 miles from the house. And the wife's Volvo gets 17 mpg. Jaysus.
 
The Bruins beat the Predators the other night in a shootout in what very well may be a preview of a Stanley Cup Final
 
So as if the Grammys weren't bad enough, my wife is watching this complete bullshit on E! channel with all these shallow fucks fawning over these assholes about dumb shit. It's absolutely pathetic and appalling.
 
Why are the people of Greece so angry at their government? I was under the impression Greece's problems stem from the refusal of Greeks to pay taxes. It's their own fucking fault. I recall hearing an interview a few months ago on NPR with a Greek citizen - he was saying that for decades, Greeks have enjoyed a high degree of public services but when it came to pay taxes, the average citizen was like, "yeah, I paid mine *wink wink*" as if only morons actually paid taxes.

Where's Iofthestorm?
 
"When we told the doctor we were thinking about adoption, he said, ‘Why do you want to raise someone else's child when you can have your own?' We looked at him incredulously and said, ‘Can we really do that at our age?'"

well there's a responsible doctor in a country of almost fuckin 2 billion
 
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