That would require having a shower every day...Conspicuously Absent said:i wash mine every morning, and i'll wash after playing sports. Dirty fuck.
man as robot said:Oh, in that taco soup I was mentioning Chromo... RANCH STYLE BEANS... WITH JALAPENOS, great experience. Very sexual, very cathartic.
Nate The Great said:I like natural peanut butter. I can't stand all the preservatives and crap they put in the other stuff. That goes for most things I eat.
MFJ said:Cheers dude! I'm starting to get really upset about some of the things that people eat. Of course I eat crap sometimes, but I just don't get how people can eat shitty doughnuts fucking crammed with artificial frosting and stuff like that. What the fuck IS frosting anyway? It tastes like whatever it's supposed to taste like, but it's gross and makes me want to fucking puke. So fake...
Nate The Great said:Frosting could actually be made of pretty much natural stuff (butter, sugar, etc.), but that's not near cost-efficient enough for a donut shop. They have to use ingredeints derived from propane infused with paint thinner in a hyperbaric chamber coated with lead and mercury.
Always remember, unless it says "derived from evaporated cane juice", it is most likely made of high fructose corn syrup (which is actually synthetic). So even most things that contain sugar are now completely fake.
I'd rather eat the skid marks out of my underwear.