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[Ars Magna]

I'm considering getting one when it's time to renew: H1N1

I wonder if they would let you do that?

 

[dorian gray]

I'll be finding out

 

[Krilons Resa]

so, the fam is meeting the fam today. Joy.

 

[Ars Magna]

Good luck with that. Those meetings were always among my least favorite experiences.

 

[Krilons Resa]

naa..its gonna be a good time actually. thanks.

 

[lurch70]

naa..its gonna be a good time actually. thanks.

good on you. our two fams get along super well also. makes the get-togethers so much more kickass.

 

[Ars Magna]

Our families get along well, too. I just meant those first meetings were never a favorite. It always goes well, but I get a little nervous prior. Not nearly as bad as the first time I have to meet the family alone. Those times were the worst. One of the many benefits of being married...those days are over.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

great album

where's henrik main

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahahaha awesome

 

[EricT]

You know, if I were to make a game that was called "White College Football", I'd start a large scale riot in Oakland. <3 America

 

[Ars Magna]

I bet you'd be ok as long as you had a few strippers on the cover.

 

[dorian gray]

Everyone would be fat and slow, too

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I'd start a large scale riot in Oakland.

That's not really saying much.....

 

[Krilons Resa]

Legendary Edition

 

[dorian gray]

On Sunday, we were invited to a BYOB party but I really really didn't want to go. The wife and I argued for awhile and just to shut her up, I stuffed two Samuel Smiths into my cargo shorts and got in the car. Little did I know, the wife decided to grab several of my Rogue Mocha Porters and when we got to the party, she put them in the communal cooler. I only realized she had done this when this crazy bint who was smoking American Spirits while holding her infant son said, "Hey! Rogue! Can I have one?" What was I supposed to say?

When we were leaving, the hostess said something like, "thanks for bringing those Rogues" so of course, having said that, I couldn't rightly go grab the remainder out of the cooler and take them back home. I would've looked like a cheap loser. I would've looked like some of my friends at that party, basically.

Anyway, LOL @ wives.

 

[Demilich]

you make marriage sound so exciting, dorian

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Oh Dorian, Dorian, Dorian...

You're such a bitter old man.

 

[Krilons Resa]

@ this page so far.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

You know, I really feel ya on that one Dorian... I always bring good beer to parties (mainly because most people have crappy beers at their parties)
and I hate it when people horde my beer all night. I am usually very generous with my good ales, but when it's all night and they finish my beer, one after another- I HATE THAT.
Why is it my fault that they are cheap assholes? Go back drinking your Miller High Life, idiot, leave my micro-breweries alone!!

 

[Krilons Resa]

People dont fuck with mine...they know best.