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Hey, wait, seriously. Ken, not to change the subject or anything but what's the best online distro for shitz like meal replacement bars? (which in my case would be meal addition bars). I'd like to save some moneys by buying in bulk
 
my schedule is nuts to begin with as I have my own business, so sometimes i start at 8am and finish at 7pm and sometimes at 11am and finish at 9pm. its random and I love it.
but yeah, I don't feel screwed and really love this new daddy role. heck I even enjoy it when i have to calm her down from balling here eyes out. my wife gets freaked out a bit if she cries too long so I sometimes have to jump in. she is breastfeeding too and i also wonder even after just 2 weeks how she is doing it almost every 2 hours. but I guess that's why they are "mom"

oh yeah, and eat a Snickers bar you hippie.
 
Snickers work pretty good but don't quite have the nutritional values I'm looking for. Then again, they don't cost $3 each.

Anyway, yeah, it's pretty fun being a new dad (and being an experienced one). Just wait. When she's 3, you'll creep in her bedroom at night and stare at her and remember when she was just a baby and you'll cry...like I do.
/carecrew alert
 
lurch70 said:
my schedule is nuts to begin with as I have my own business, so sometimes i start at 8am and finish at 7pm and sometimes at 11am and finish at 9pm. its random and I love it.
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I leave home a bit before seven and get home after six, and I'm just a regular employee... Also loving every minute of being a dad! Even when things feel shitty (due to lack of sleep and stuff) it's feckin awesome.

Dick Sirloin said:
Only a faggot would have a kid.
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Wrong forum, pal :goggly:
 
jonathan - not sure, as i hardly ever eat them fuckers and if i do, i buy them singularly. i would google it...but you probably dont know wtf one you want eh? go to netrition.com or bodybuilding.com or something like them and go to the mr bars and compar nutritional content and make a decision, then google that specific one for the best price.
 
Hell Mike said:
Wrong forum, pal :goggly:
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Twas a joke, since homos can't have babies LOLOLOL sux for them I guess (literally).

"I want to have babies."
"You want to have babies?!?"
"It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them."
"But.... you can't have babies!"
"Don't oppress me."
 
dorian gray said:
Just wait. When she's 3, you'll creep in her bedroom at night and stare at her and remember when she was just a baby and you'll cry...like I do.
/carecrew alert
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I do that shit, man. My boys are now 4 and 7, and I still do that from time to time. The oldest will be in second grade next year. Second fucking grade!!! I became the biggest puss once my first was born. Hell, there are commercials that make me cry.

Naps are the key early on.
 
I can't wait to have a kid or two! Gonna be a few years, 'cause I'm definitely not making that move til I'm MUCH more settled down etc

I know I'll deal with all the difficulties, and it'll be so fuckin worth it!
 
i drank for some 11 hours yesterday and it's fucking hot outside and i have to go work now. i just took a shower and i'm sitting in my living room sweating already. fuck this.


edit: finally, fucking summer :kickass:
 
I wanted a beer. But I have nothing to drink (sans items that are aging) an was too lazy to run to the store. So here I am drinking a Budweiser that I found lurking in the fridge. This is not cool.


edit- Black Sabbath is making this ordeal better
 
Ars Magna said:
I do that shit, man. My boys are now 4 and 7, and I still do that from time to time. The oldest will be in second grade next year. Second fucking grade!!! I became the biggest puss once my first was born. Hell, there are commercials that make me cry.

Naps are the key early on.
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Fuck! I thought it was just me. I cry all the time now. In fact I cried while watching The Weather Man this morning. The part where Michael Caine's character is telling his son, "sometimes you just have to chuck it". Dream Theater's "Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence" had me bawling the other day. :lol: Laugh all you want, punks; just wait till *you* have children
 
:lol: I took the boys out this afternoon/early evening while my wife was at a baby shower. As we entered the car after a visit to the park, the radio was on a channel that was airing Dee Schneider's 'House of Hair'. The second I turned on the car I heard the beginning of Metal Church's "Badlands". I hadn't heard that song in years. As it hit the chorus:

as the world awakens me so hard
my values have been changed
I make a promise to myself
never again

I got choked up hearing that. All 3 times.
 
Ars Magna said:
:lol: I took the boys out this afternoon/early evening while my wife was at a baby shower. As we entered the car after a visit to the park, the radio was on a channel that was airing Dee Schneider's 'House of Hair'. The second I turned on the car I heard the beginning of Metal Church's "Badlands". I hadn't heard that song in years. As it hit the chorus:

as the world awakens me so hard
my values have been changed
I make a promise to myself
never again

I got choked up hearing that. All 3 times.
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burn!(?)!
 
Came up with the perfect scheme to fuck with my sister today... she's oh so excited for the "new moon" trailer (whatever the fuck that is)... it's supposed to be played on MTV tonight or some shit. Anyway, I told her it was already online but I can't remember where, so now she's frantically searching the tubes. Hilarious shit.
 
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