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[Johanna]

Twas a joke, since homos can't have babies LOLOLOL sux for them I guess (literally).

"I want to have babies."
"You want to have babies?!?"
"It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them."
"But.... you can't have babies!"
"Don't oppress me."

awrite, I'm stupid and you're funny. Got it.

Just got home from Dikanäs and it's midnight and I got work tomorrow but the weekend was ace

/Hell Mike

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I got into an EPIC barfight last night, me and two friends vs five punks wearing leather and spikes. It was intense, almost like one of those Clockwork Orange scenes. I got some great hits in and am mostly unharmed, but when it was being broken up my buddy was on the ground and some dickbag KICKED HIM IN THE FACE and knocked out his front two teeth. Spent the night in the emergency room. Other friend got a busted nose (also from a cheap shot).

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Dream Theater's "Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence" had me bawling the other day.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

....had an awesome thai dinner today: Salmon with red curry and coconut milk, mixed veggies and brown rice. Then, sticky rice for dessert. YUM!
I love good Thai restaurants <3

 

[Ars Magna]

sticky rice for dessert.

What is that?

 

[Thien Thahn Thighs]

....had an awesome thai dinner today: Salmon with red curry and coconut milk, mixed veggies and brown rice. Then, sticky rice for dessert. YUM!
I love good Thai restaurants <3

By contrast, last week I had the most disgusting Thai meal I've ever had the displeasure of devouring. The egg plant chicken was loaded with so much MSG that my vagina was palpitating from me panting for oxygen. I was literally winded and retracting in my seat like a virgin at the sight of the uncircumsised. As my toes curled and my keggle fatigued fallopian acropolis hissed like a cobra being beckoned to rise by the flute of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, I knew the cuisine I was experiencing was authentic.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

I received a Borders gift card from the girlfriends parents. I went ahead and ordered a book online this morning and promptly forgot to enter the god damn info.

[/schmuck

 

[Ars Magna]

WTF

 

[Chromatose]

WTF

and here I was going nuts worrying about how much sand I'd get on my Snuggie.

 

[lurch70]

 

[~Neurotica]

What the hell........

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Fuck. Applying for jobs in this economy is fucking depressing.

 

[einride]

word 2007 is so FUCKING bad it borders on actually, honest to satan, really UNUSABLE in the most LITERAL sense of the word

like, this software can not be used for its intended purpose. i can not use this word processor to process words. it does not do this thing which it was designed to do.

how do you even manage to fuck something up this bad

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

cause you're microsoft

 

[Vittra]

, so true.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

It took me so long to figure out how to do something as simple as put page numbers on my stuff in Word 2007.

It's far beyond the traditional semantics of the word 'lame'.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Moose, I am convinced that you make love to the letter B.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Maybe...

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Maybe I should post this in the cheap food thread. Anyway, do you think you could live off about $17176 before rent and $10937 after?

Hmmmmm..... I've never been very good at budgeting so I'm having a hard time figuring out how far $10937 would go with utilities, food, etc.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

annually? j/k.

Should work, I made ends meet (barely) over here on around 850 euros a month. Our rent is of course quite cheap, but even so, after rent it was 520 euros (800 dollars-ish).