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As abecedarian as this person may be, $10 bucks paid via paypal says their sensibilities are more attuned to this forum than the senseless racket which you seemingly jack off to.

How do you seem to jack off anyway? You either are precisely jerking off, or you're not. When you were growing up and your mom opened your bedroom door really fast to tell you dinner was ready, she didn't ground you for appearing to be jacking off.