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You know you're getting paranoid when you want to post funny stuff about your life on here but think people you'd be talking about are trolling the forum. Like my boss, etc.
 
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Ken, you know what I think about all the time? When I'm driving around I wonder if you still yell out cuss words at the top of your lungs for no apparent reason.


Because I still do.


Really though, I was about to post something about my boss and then I had this horrible feeling that he would somehow troll this site and *know* who I am and call me into his office tomorrow and fire me. I also have the same feeling after jerking off in one of the offices.
 
One of my coworkers, who just happens to be ridiculously hot, called my work phone just a little while ago (neither one of us are at work) and the wife saw her name pop up on the caller ID and just went off on me, accusing me of having an affair, etc. It made me so paranoid that I started to think maybe I had and forgotten about it.
 
You know you're getting paranoid when you want to post funny stuff about your life on here but think people you'd be talking about are trolling the forum. Like my boss, etc.

Heh, I used to think about that when I worked with Samantha at the background reporting place, because the two of us had been on UM at work before, and the IT guy sees everything. This guy is also buddybuddy with the supervisor.

Eventually I stopped caring and began freely posting about our female supervisor's bellowing mustache and caveman-like antics.
 
One of my coworkers, who just happens to be ridiculously hot, called my work phone just a little while ago (neither one of us are at work) and the wife saw her name pop up on the caller ID and just went off on me, accusing me of having an affair, etc. It made me so paranoid that I started to think maybe I had and forgotten about it.

sinner! :lol:
 
One of my coworkers, who just happens to be ridiculously hot, called my work phone just a little while ago (neither one of us are at work) and the wife saw her name pop up on the caller ID and just went off on me, accusing me of having an affair, etc. It made me so paranoid that I started to think maybe I had and forgotten about it.

Fucking brilliant
 
Dorian, I do that shit so many times throughout the day it is probably why I have so much upper back and neck pain. It's more like, I tense up my entire body and perform a semi-silent scream. Or if Im in my car or work truck, I'll let that shit out and pollute the airwaves,.
 
hell yes

i have almost 8000 songs on my ipod right now which is most of my cd collection + some downloaded stuff. this is pretty cool and makes work a lot more bearable
 
so there were these turkish guys i think with beards who did a techno song but i cant remember it? maybe they were polish? all i remember are white beards, black glasses (a zztop type look) and oddity. help a brother out. :goggly:
 
so there were these turkish guys i think with beards who did a techno song but i cant remember it? maybe they were polish? all i remember are white beards, black glasses (a zztop type look) and oddity. help a brother out. :goggly:

dr internet? world war III?
 
Doing Christmas so incredibly cheap this year. I made this for my dad as he's a classic horror buff (and works at the Post Office heh). Spent $1.99 to laminate the picture and $4.00 for the frame, otherwise all free. Printing, cutting, pasting, and painting done all by my lonesome. I didn't have any black paper and didn't want to buy any, so, everything on the inside that is black was painted black.

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I think he'll like it :Spin: