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[Ellestin]

i can borrow a car but it is automatic transmission

well then don't worry if you have a car crash you'll be automatically notified

 

[Hell Mike]

daaamn my drums are waiting for me at the post office but i have no real good way to fetch them

i can borrow a car but it is automatic transmission and i have never driven that shit before and i'm a little bit nervous

Just pretend you don't have a left foot and you'll be fine. If you forget to do so, you'll hit your nose on the steering wheel when you're trying to shift to second gear.

 

[dorian gray]

If you don't pick up those drums soon, I'll fly to Swedenville, pick them up and take them back to Tennesseeland

 

[Hell Mike]

If you don't pick up those drums soon, I'll fly to Swedenville, pick them up and take them back to Tennesseeland

Stop by fore some people beer when you do

 

[grisvald]

"Down to earth, below the Acropolis: We are painfully aware of the passing since Shadows. It's time to get another Ulver proper out, and we have started to write. Our own dark brand.

Subsidiarily: We have recorded some hippie songs, from the sixties, bands like The 13th Floor Elevators, Byrds, Jefferson Airplane and stranger Aquarian folks. We aim to make this into a full album, a kind of Ulver kicking against the pricks"

woooooo, smileyface exclamation mark

(i love me some elevators and airplanes)

 

[dorian gray]

Stop by fore some people beer when you do

Will Erik be there? I don't want it to get awkward or anything...you know, with me taking the drums and all

 

[einride]

Just pretend you don't have a left foot and you'll be fine. If you forget to do so, you'll hit your nose on the steering wheel when you're trying to shift to second gear.

i drove it

a chevrolet* with automatic gears, felt like a right ol american** i did

picked up my drums, dumped them in the practice space, then went and drank free beer and ate free christ-mass food with work, then went and unpacked and assembled the drums at like 23 last night. slept in the rehearsal space, woken up at 07:00 by the cleaning lady. and that brings me here. to this moment. wherein i sit at the computer. drinking instant coffee and eating a mediocre baguette from ullas kondis västerslätt



* daewoo

** korean

 

[Hell Mike]

Will Erik be there? I don't want it to get awkward or anything...you know, with me taking the drums and all

nah, not if you don't want to but if you want a hot date we can always stash the drums somewhere for a while

 

[dorian gray]

I'm always up for anything although it would appear that Erik has managed to snare* his drums




*did you see what I did there?

 

[Ars Magna]

So I wnet to an Acheron gig this eve to support my homies...it was a DVD release party for their new video. The woman in said video was there. My GOD. She is 1000x better in person. I tried to show her my moobs. She wasn't interested. Video:

 

[swizzlenuts]

I'll look at your moobs if you go to MDF

 

[Ars Magna]

Deal.













Wait...will the full beard be in effect?

 

[swizzlenuts]

hmmm.... right now it's at 2". We'll see if I grow it out or not!

 

[Evil?]

Motorboat his moobs and give him a swizzlebeard rash on his chest so he can brag to his friends when he gets home.

*Dude, Swizzlenuts motorboated my moobs!!*

*NO WAI!*

*Ya dude, check this rash!*

*SWEEEEEET!!!*

 

[Ars Magna]

Right on.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I think I have come to the point in my life where, for the most part, I have abandoned metal.


...for the most part.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I think I have come to the point in my life where, for the most part, I have abandoned metal.


...for the most part.

.

 

[Evil?]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Eh, it's more of an accumulation than an evolution. I still love the almighty metal, I'm just more discerning about it now.

 

[Krilons Resa]

agreed.