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dude, that Spyder is AMAZING. I would pay eightygrand alone for the red door pull straps

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So she set up a date with me tomorrow night and I'm hoping everything goes as planned. We're going to watch a movie here at my pad. I just cleaned up the pad, did some laundry, and emptied the ash-trays and hid them. She told me that she likes when I'm drunk (which is what I was when I first hung out with her) because "I'm honest" so she'll be bringing me beer. I told her that I don't drink too often (haha) so that I can knock back three or four and pretend I'm more tipsy than I actually am, making it easier to slip the noose. I'm planning to put on deodorant and chose "A Very Sunny Christmas" as the movie to play. I told my roommate not to come home. Everything seems to be in order other than the fact that I haven't had a hair cut in a month and have this terrible shag-thing going on.

...I'm a fucking cunt....she's married.....::lights a candle::
 
Plastic, you are cruisin for a bruisin brother. It might just be physical pain and that would actually be kinda funny but more likely just emotional which, in many ways, is going to be much worse.
 
Plastic, you are cruisin for a bruisin brother. It might just be physical pain and that would actually be kinda funny but more likely just emotional which, in many ways, is going to be much worse.

Emotional? I'm not going to get attached to the girl, just need female attention. It's been a month now man.....
 
Oh man, you have no idea what you're getting into.
I hope you realize chick and her dude are going to get into a fight at some point and if she's really dumb - like it sounds like - she'll mention her affair with you as some kind of vindictive attack.
And then dude will come looking for your ass.
 
yeah I would say not to play into this chick's hand either. i know the emotional intensity of an adventure is strong and fucking over some chick to get back at your ex is as well ... but this is the wrong deck you are dealt.
it's these situations that separate the men from the boys.
 
Oh man, you have no idea what you're getting into.
I hope you realize chick and her dude are going to get into a fight at some point and if she's really dumb - like it sounds like - she'll mention her affair with you as some kind of vindictive attack.
And then dude will come looking for your ass.

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As enticing and kickass as I understand it is, I have to agree that you should probably stay away. It's just not worth it.
 
KATATONIA are coming to Ausland for the first time... good news.

They are playing a festival alongside the likes of Megadeth, Atreyu, NOFX, Dropkick Murphy's, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Frenzal Rhomb, Gwar, Alkaline Trio... bad news.

Never been a fan of Mustaine, but I'd watch Megadeth and Frenzal Rhomb. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes might be fun. Doubt it. $140 though? I hope Katatonia do a sideshow.