The Whining and Bitching Thread

I never use my mobile. It still scrolled up to the top of the page and prompted a response last time I tried it a day or so ago
 
I had the idea of trying to figure out my philosophy of life, which I could maybe turn into a book if I spent decades on it. But now I wonder if it'd work better as a feature film that's mostly just me rambling at a manifestation of Bloopy. The descent into madness.

Meanwhile, there are now 3 things that may be infinite. The universe, human stupidity, and the amount of drilling required to attach new cladding to an apartment building. 1 year on and they're still going at it here. Bloody hell!

I'd like to see that. Maybe I'd even shell out for it.