The''Imagination'' Thread!!!

[Elmarad]

Originally posted by Forlorn Hope
...buttplug... it can come in handy when you...

...Aaaahhh!!!
-Uncle???
My uncle was having a heart-attack so i rushed for the telephone and called for an ambulance,but...

 

[Forlorn Hope]

...suddenly I thought "Hey! It's not so bad after all if he dies! Now I don't have to look for his pipe anymore!!"
I went back out of the house, into the streets, where I was surprised by all the.....

 

[Morpheus]

.... silence in the streets, everything seemed to be dead, even the birds wren't singing, and i thought to myself...

 

[speakinstone]

..what a wonderful world..

 

[Hobo]

..it could have been... if only those goddamn green slobby things on the wall werent...

 

[Morpheus]

[....(i expected that, thanx) this has been...[hmmm, Hobo was faster]

 

[Don Corleone]

soo, err, whats the last sentence?

 

[Forlorn Hope]

Originally posted by Hobo
..it could have been... if only those goddamn green slobby things on the wall werent...

...so green and slobby. Now when you pee against those walls, your penis...

 

[Dying_Swan]

... gets infected by some peculiar fungus that makes your penis fall off. There is a cure though...

 

[Terry Armageddon]

if Whiskey or butter wont fix it then nothing will, so I..

 

[Don Corleone]

...'d better get one on the rocks knowing that...

 

[Don Corleone]

(i meant whiskey to be on the rocks not the bloody butter)

 

[HarmonyDies....]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
...'d better get one on the rocks knowing that...

..if i don't my penis will fall off, but.....

 

[Forlorn Hope]

Originally posted by HarmonyDies....
..if i don't my penis will fall off, but.....

...then suddenly there was a dwarf right in front of me, he said "You forgot about the chickens! You can't put the whisky on the rocks if you forget about those damn chickens, because...

 

[miranda B]

Originally posted by Forlorn Hope
...then suddenly there was a dwarf right in front of me, he said "You forgot about the chickens! You can't put the whisky on the rocks if you forget about those damn chickens, because...

it hate does chickens so i have to......

 

[MorphineChild]

Originally posted by miranda B
it hate does chickens so i have to......

does this sentence actually make sence?

 

[Dragonlord]

..does anything in life make sense?or does chickens so I have to...

 

[miranda B]

Originally posted by MorphineChild
does this sentence actually make sence?

I never make sense

 

[miranda B]

i ment ;
i hate those chickens so i have to......

 

[Crack Hitler]

...glue some feathers on this pig I found earlier today - from the backyard of one old transvestite who was running around screaming "bugs, bugs!!"- and pretend it's a chicken, though it might be dangerous, 'cause...