Things said way too often in the studio, I'll start.

[heshian46]

"Turn your volume knob up" while tracking guitar.

 

[blue_fAng]

"My strings are new, I bought them one month ago"

 

[everybody's x]

"Turn your volume knob up" while tracking guitar.

Ha! Fuck yes. Closely related to "I can't hear you in the talkback!"
"Put your headphones on"

 

[hurdy]

"Oh bro I just realised my tone knob was all the way down"

 

[Sloan]

can you turn that up an octave?

 

[Jrich4967]

Being in a band, the only thing that irritated me was when people name dropped and also, this

"I dont have a million dollar studio, but i can get you the million dollar sound"

 

[Teddyboy]

"Don't pick like a pussy" by me to almost all the guitarists I've worked with

 

[mondocane]

"From the top." If you're recording in England.

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

"Do you practice to a click?"

"Oh yeah, sometimes."

 

[NoSoup4you22]

"Wait wait wait... I can do this..."

 

[Tommy Evans]

The safe word is, "Europa". ...WHOOPS WRONG FORUM!!!!

 

[Tommy Evans]

But really, most said thing by me,
"Just let me do it"


I once asked a guitar player why he couldn't stay on click. He answered, "Oh sorry I was tuning it out."

 

[RedDog]

"Do we even need a bass guitar?"

 

[Djentkitty]

"That's way too much! My buddy can do it for $40!"

 

[JeffTD]

"Wait we were supposed to pay you?"

 

[everybody's x]

" one time, one guy... tuned his bass, and then marked the positions of tuners on headstock, so he wouldnt have to tune again, as long as they remained in that position... LOL

sweet Jesus! Haha, did you pass out laughing?

 

[topsoul182]

"Wait, one more time"

They never get it on the next try

 

[DoomBuggi]

"How the fk did you come up with that?"

 

[Melb_shredder]

*After pretending to change something on request.. this HAS happened many times..*

Band member (usually a guitarist.. funny that): "Oh dude that's MUCH better"
Me: "Yep.. I didn't actually change it *points* see? Now you don't get a say anymore "

 

[kernelxsanders]

PS - one time, one guy... tuned his bass, and then marked the positions of tuners on headstock, so he wouldnt have to tune again, as long as they remained in that position... LOL

dear god i hope he did it with a sharpie