Things you're very unlikely to hear in the studio

"I can play the song all the way through without ffffing it up."

It's ok though, because this guy "had experience with recording" and knew you could chop and paste wave forms together. "It just takes some time."

oRLLY!??

we think he was intentionally muting cymbals so he could get away with keeping the first 12 bars, and then recording in 12 bar increments the rest of the song.

we have a lot of editing to do for this guy.
 
i have had the ... "is the click speeding up and slowing down" THREE FUCKING TIMES

Well, I can understand what people are talking about when they say that(Assuming they've never played to click before.), because when I first started to playing to click, it felt like it was slowing down all the time(Because I was used to play faster and faster all the time.).