This girl GETS IT

[Notuern]

Oh yeah and there was the time bugs were crawling out of her handbag. Not a cool mental illness.

Plus there is all of her friends that like to pinch and poke her.

My dads best friend developed the same thing in his teens, and he always woke up in the middle of the night either being caught on fire, having bugs crawling under his skin or some shit like that.
Once he thought my dad was the devil and tried to strangle him(Thats when my dad broke the ties with him.).

Not funny at all.

 

[Harry Hughes]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think Gareth, the OP, is even bothering with this thread anymore. Kinda boggles my mind you guys kept dragging it over to another page

 

[FloridaRolf]

Wow you guys even managed to turn this thread into another religion debate?

 

[SocialNumb]

Good example actually

A good scientist may say:
"The invisible unicorn may actually be there, or not. I need to go there and do an experiment ! Then i will be able to tell."

No, you see, my magical unicorn is beyond time and space and can't be understood by just any mortal. Only I can see him and communicate with him, when he lets me.

 

[ForgotenWarrior6]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdFu...lts?search_query=wesley+willis&has_verified=1

 

[ratsapprentice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdFu...lts?search_query=wesley+willis&has_verified=1

Rock and roll mac-donalds!

 

[SocialNumb]

That's an amazing song!

 

[Mutant]

No, you see, my magical unicorn is beyond time and space and can't be understood by just any mortal. Only I can see him and communicate with him, when he lets me.

OK if you say so... and if you are the only expert on this matter... then it is safe to say it doesn't exist in this objective physical world, only in your personal subjective world of imagination.

 

[drew_drummer]

My unicorn shits all over your unicorn.

 

[SocialNumb]

Can't you see, I'm like the fabled moses but the real thing. You need to have faith in the unicorn, believe in him and you shall live forever in paradise. You will also acquire the great gift that is schizophrenia there by making you an artistic genius.

@Drew

Dude, your unicorn is unclean. My unicorn doesn't shit. He is free from sin. Perfect.

 

[John_C]

OK if you say so... and if you are the only expert on this matter... then it is safe to say it doesn't exist in this objective physical world, only in your personal subjective world of imagination.

I always feel a little embarrassed when a non-native English speakers manages to put something eloquently after I spend several minutes struggling to do so and fail!

*i presume you're not a native english speaker as english/US/Aussie emigration to poland is pretty minimal as far as i understand

 

[Bekanor]

Can't you see, I'm like the fabled moses but the real thing. You need to have faith in the unicorn, believe in him and you shall live forever in paradise. You will also acquire the great gift that is schizophrenia there by making you an artistic genius.

I thought AIDS was the great gift.

 

[Cyanide_Anima]

The funniest part of religious debates is that most people assume there is an actual debate going on, rofl. It's tough to find a serious debate where the theologian/believer is actually being honest with themselves/audience or they are simply dense as concrete. There is no reliable (fabricated evidence is still evidence, I'll give ya that...) evidence for any of this supernatural stuff. The first problem that us non-believers have is that most of us treat it with credulity it never earned in the first place. I wouldn't call that arrogance or pretentiousness at all, either. It's just a plain and simple fact. These are times of enormous technological growth, yet superstitious nonsense still rules world. For the non-existant love of god, when will us nerds/geeks rise and take over the world? The Religious sect have had WAY more than a chance ...for the sake of the planet!

 

[midget donkeys]

Wow I hadn't looked at this thread since it was one page and now it has degenerated into quite a piece of work. Let me save some time for ever one here and fast foward the thread to its conclusion.

I have the most amazing unicorn in the the whole universe on my shoulder. In fact the unicorn is the fucking universe. This unicorn also supports gun control measures, abortion, star wars pez dispensers and ironically Sarah Palin. My unicorn hates people that don't use the search function. It also hates people that revive old threads. It also hates when people don't already know the answer to questions before they ask them.

Worst of all my unicorn wants to join forces with Joey Sturgis and destroy music by quantizing audio. That's right. Quantizing. The thing worse than starving african babies.

My unicorn is also an American which means he shoots brown people and laughs about. ha ha

 

[Harry Hughes]

 

[xFkx]

I always feel a little embarrassed when a non-native English speakers manages to put something eloquently after I spend several minutes struggling to do so and fail!

*i presume you're not a native english speaker as english/US/Aussie emigration to poland is pretty minimal as far as i understand

Nah, most of us are proficient in english. The rest went to get tutoring straight from you folk, yet somehow ended up washing dishes instead

 

[Cyanide_Anima]

I uhh, dunno what to even call that? A seizure? lol