Time to hear about Jake's Adventures

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I meant that the list is that of a novice metal fan. Some good/great stuff, but none of it is "kvlt" (for lack of a better term). He still has a lot of great stuff to discover.

I wouldn't say so. I listen to most of the bands on that list too.

a novice list would have bands like Disturbed and such. With maybe a couple of bands like Metallica or Pantera thrown in.

But yea, it's a pretty solid list.

 

[Nephilim96]

Would "Extreme Metal novice" work for you then?

 

[jakethedog]

I meant that the list is that of a novice metal fan. Some good/great stuff, but none of it is "kvlt" (for lack of a better term). He still has a lot of great stuff to discover.

That's why I'm here, duh!

Anything that would fit my situation? I condensed it even further, lest I be branded a faggot for life.

 

[jakethedog]

I'm not calling you a faggot, bro - just telling you what most of the people here will say.

Well it kinda looked like you did. Not that I give a fuck anyway, you'd have to work way harder to offend me.

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[Nephilim96]

You're going to be branded as a faggot for life because you care too much about people calling you a faggot. You might as well take your faggotry elsewhere, FAGGOT!!

 

[jakethedog]

You're going to be branded as a faggot for life because you care too much about people calling you a faggot. You might as well take your faggotry elsewhere, FAGGOT!!

Well it's okay because it's only everyone else who REALLY cares, so I'm in good company.

 

[jakethedog]

Actually, I think some grindcore would be appropriate for this situation:

 

[Lateralus14]

i was being nice to u

 

[jakethedog]

i was being nice to u

Heh, I thought you were, I was just jokin' around. Thanks man.

See, I'm not that much of a faggot - I have sarcastic douchebag potential as well.

 

[The Butt]

It's alright, I welcome you Jake. Just don't post anything about Eluveitie and I won't call you a faggot ever. :V

 

[matt schrauben]

It's alright, I welcome you Jake. Just don't post anything about Eluveitie and I won't call you a faggot ever. :V

If liking Eluveitie is gay, then I'm the biggest queer alive. Love'em.

 

[Einherjar86]

Bagpipes, fiddles, flutes, OH MY!!!

I'm not an Eluveitie fan, but Suidakra gets me wet. I kinda think they're what Eluveitie wishes they could be...

 

[Lateralus14]

If liking Eluveitie is gay, then I'm the biggest queer alive. Love'em.

faggot

 

[damnromulans]

your dad may have listened to "I hate everything about you" and thought about your mom?

welcome and good luck with money shit.

 

[matt schrauben]

Bagpipes, fiddles, flutes, OH MY!!!

I'm not an Eluveitie fan, but Suidakra gets me wet. I kinda think they're what Eluveitie wishes they could be...

I will have to investigate this Suidarka band you speak of.

 

[muzmaze]

Its about time SUIDAKRA got some mention. Thier new cd "Eternal Defiance" is pure epic wetness...probably my fave new release so far this year. "Caledonia" and "Book of Dowth" cds are a more raw stripped down version of the band. And I like Eluvietie too lol.

Welcome Jake and good luck (go Pats)!

 

[monoxide_child]

nobody tried to offer advice for Jake's Money Problems??

what the hell is wrong with you people??

 

[Einherjar86]

The irony of that statement precludes me from making any direct response. All I can do is sit and wonder at my own wonderment.

Also, "Jake's Money Problems" capitalized makes it look like the title of a radio show.

 

[monoxide_child]

Also, "Jake's Money Problems" capitalized makes it look like the title of a radio show.