ok i read this on another board and it made me laugh so i figured i would share
MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICKUP LINES
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a dirty fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck my cock just yet unless you insist
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load in your ass then
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Cool, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your can.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in that skirt.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cuz I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt. You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch!
MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICKUP LINES
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a dirty fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck my cock just yet unless you insist
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load in your ass then
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Cool, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your can.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in that skirt.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cuz I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt. You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch!
that was funny
