Jokes

[mutantllama]

Yes!
*edit* @ TIACN
When I have the double stuffed I take one of the creams in the middle and put it between to Oreos.

 

[angelic-rage]

like a two oreo sandwich?

 

[False Joe]

]go forth and die, have you ever had a rip roll?

No.

Had a rick roll once.

 

[mutantllama]

I will type up a model for you.

Chocolate outside
Double stuffed cream
Double stuffed cream
other Outside.

 

[angelic-rage]

mmmm sounds good =]

and a rip roll is like strawberry laces wrapped into a roll. like a metre long. and the best way to eat them is to shove em in your face and hope you dont choke

 

[Killbot]

Oh, on the radio I heard that in the UK a bunch of people thought Oreos were disgusting.

I swear the Oreos in England aresn't the same. The ones I had were pretty weak.

 

[angelic-rage]

the oreos i had in canada are pretty much the same as in the u.k

 

[Melodeath]

This joke is even funnier b/c I got it from Joke of the Day on iGoogle

Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?




A: Telling your parents you're gay.

 

[waif]

That's amazing. I just laughed out loud in my Java class. FUCK.

 

[False Joe]

The fact you hadn't heard that joke before is shocking.

 

[Belligerent]

White guy walks into a bar and says to the black bartender:
"HEY my pals GIVE ME A BEER"
Black bartender gives him a look but gives him the beer anyway.

NEXT DAY the white guy goes in the bar again and says:
"HEY my pals GIVE ME A BEER"
This time the black bartender is pissed off and says:
"WHY DON'T WE SWITCH SPOTS AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
TREAT SOMEONE"

Black bartender walks up to the white guy now behind the bar and says:
"MAY I PLEASE HAVE A BEER"
White guy responds:
"FUCK YOU, WE DON'T SERVE my pals HERE!!!"

Classic.

 

[Vimana]

Maybe for a white supremacist.

 

[cookiecutter]

This joke is even funnier b/c I got it from Joke of the Day on iGoogle

Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?




A: Telling your parents you're gay.

This works for pretty much anything

 

[Vimana]

Except Metal.

 

[Ender Rises]

It can work for metal too.

 

[Einherjar86]

Don't lump us all in with you because you're uncertain about your sexual orientation.

 

[Ender Rises]

I'm just saying that gay metalheads exist, is all.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

You opened yourself to that one

 

[Zephyrus]

How many Polaks does it take to clean a bathroom?





None, it's a my pals's job.


(no racist)

 

[Valerie]

I saw this Polish chick, she was about a 7/8.

(no dave)