Top 1 reason why The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy will suck

[TheSeldomlaid]

1. Ford Prefect is played by some hip-hop-black dude

 

[Taliesin]

1. It's an american production, so they will inevitably mess the whole thing up. The trailers still looked ok, but Im sure there's a catch. Hollywood has always found ways to ruin even the best of stories and turn them into a pile of disgusting murrican bullshit

 

[Spike]

It was hilarious. Then again, I've never read The Guide itself.

 

[Heavenscent]

Something with Gary Oldman is nearly impossible to suck....

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Something with Gary Oldman is nearly impossible to suck....

that's what they said about darth vader before dressing hayden cristensen

 

[Ocean.Soul]

top 1 reason why i have no clue about this movie: never heard of it before and honestly, dont know if i care...

 

[The Leper]

Harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban had gary oldman in it.

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

^And it sucked badly. Good point.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

FACT: this movie ROCKS

A WHOLE FUCKING LOT

if you don't like it, you're either dumb OR gay and lying

 

[the_drip]

oh no, the supporting actor is black? That is so un-3rd reich.


dipshits.

 

[Ralf]

Lars, you nazi you

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

The character is not supposed to be some black homie-hood-nigga, that's my point

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

he's an alien man, for all that we know, they could even ask jim henson to make it

besides, it's artistic liberty, and they didn't screw up the movie, trust me

 

[Heavenscent]

Prisoner of Azkaban sucked except for Gary Oldman.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

oh yeah
and the soundtrack is fucking awesome too

 

[Crack]

THe Hitchhikers guide was a gay stupid ass motherfucking movie. The jokes that were orignally in the book didn't work and they tried to insert their own jokes so their dumbass american audiences would actually find it funny. But to those few intellects who had read the books it was shit. And if i hadn't read the books before I would just have been very confused. The funniest bits in it were when the two mice died and when marvin used the point of wossname gun on the ... vogons was it? This movie was a huge let down.

 

[-Rivfader-]

Never read the book but I thought it was pretty fucking funny.

 

[erishkigal]

I liked it...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

dude, the movie is just confusing if you have the intellect of two REAL mice

 

[Crack]

dude, the movie is just confusing if you have the intellect of two REAL mice

It was poorly done... and dumbed down. The books were great but the movie sucked. Those who liked it are either American or stupid.