1. top 10 albums that begin with P end with D and have 11 tracks atleast 4 are between 3:30 and 4:00 mins long
2. Top 10 guitarists who use BC Rich for the first quarter of their setlist and then switch to Strats because they think they are Yngwie Malmsteen when it reality they are not.
3. Top 10 albums sitting in your car that are on the floor and have footprints on them of mud and leaves because your best friend was drunk and stumbled through a mud-bog and climbed into your car.
4. Top 10 songs that end at 4:20 and have an exact intro length of 42.7 seconds before blast beats take over and ruin the perfectly good tr00 pagan black metal song.
5. Top 10 black metal photos taken in a dark forest, each member holding a medievil weapon in their right hand (One member with it in their left) and the lead singer is holding a torch. The torch lights up the background where you can see one of their best friends who isn't in the band accidently caught in the picture.
6. Top 10 TV shows that have a metal song as the intro, but it's just a 15 second loop of the most generic riff over and over and over. People think it's metal, but it's not. It's just a generic riff that sounds metal.
7. Top 10 people on the street who have listened to metal and didn't know what it was but listened to nu-metal and thought it was real metal. They also thought Strapping Young Lad was Slipknot and Nightwish was Evanesance.
8. Top 10 choruses lasting 37 seconds and contained the word SHIT for no reason at all except to be "different" from any other band but in reality they are turning to nu-metal.
9. Top 10 ways to listen to your favorite black metal band on the date of Feb 26 at exactly 10:21 AM.
10. Top 10 Favorites list
