Ugh...

[Malergion]

You can't leave food around fat people. They act like it's their duty to make fridge space. Believe me, I know. My brother is here for a month to take a class and he eats two TV dinners a day on a slow day.

 

[EricT]

Is peeing in her shampoo bottle doable?

Don't think she showers... smells like rotting whale flesh. But yeah, I'll pee in it anyway.

 

[Captain Beard]

You can't leave food around fat people. They act like it's their duty to make fridge space.

NOM NOM NOM

 

[Malergion]

NOM NOM NOM

Relax. I was specifically not talking about you.

I was, however, curious to see how long it would take you to respond!

 

[derek]

I think the vitriol is being incorrectly aimed at her obesity. That seems rather unfair.

She's a cunt because she's a cunt. Being fat and being a cunt are not mutually dependent.

 

[Malergion]

When somebody's a cunt, there's a natural inclination to point out her flaws, relevant or not, yes?

 

[derek]

Can I even say no, yes?

 

[Malergion]

No. Yes?

 

[derek]

I was gonna say "yes, no?" but I think we've taken it far enough.

 

[Malergion]

I agree. Holy shit.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I think the vitriol is being incorrectly aimed at her obesity. That seems rather unfair.

She's a cunt because she's a cunt. Being fat and being a cunt are not mutually dependent.

Yeah they are.

Dude, just call her names. Like fatty, and fatass, and chubbs. Never refer to her by name. Just slowly dismantle her ego and will to live.

 

[Burti]

hey you could always try by putting some laxatives in some great food, which you then give to her and come with some kind of apology saying you're sorry for yelling at her. cue a little while, she'll be somewhere else while you watch NINJA WARRIOR. And then when she comes back she'll be thin too, because that's how laxatives work.

The LAST thing you want to do with a couch whale is give them laxatives.

Why? Because they won't even make it to the toilet and shit wherever, and if they DO make it to the toilet, I hope you didn't enjoy said toilet.

 

[Malergion]

Giving her time-release laxatives wouldn't work either. It'd seem like a normal shit to her and she'd not get the message.

 

[Lunar Still]

Wait until all the food in the house is exhausted. Get a fishing pole, and put a Twinkie on the hook. Use this to lead her out of the house and into a gruesome death trap of some kind.

 

[EricT]

Wait until all the food in the house is exhausted. Get a fishing pole, and put a Twinkie on the hook. Use this to lead her out of the house and into a gruesome death trap of some kind.

Thats exactly what my brother suggested...

 

[Malergion]

Hide your food in boxes advertising healthy shit.

 

[EricT]

She ate my bread though... Bread is healthy.

 

[Malergion]

Not when you eat a whole fucking loaf. It's full of starch, nigga.

 

[Dead Winter]

Dude, this has white trash written all over it.

 

[Bacchante]

Just make her pay you back for all the food she inhaled....and then push her down a flight of stairs for you troubles (kidding...or am I?)

I'd be so pissed if someone did that without my permission (how the fuck does one eat that much in one sitting?????). Food is expensive. Ask her to pay for it and maybe stash your future purchases in your room somewhere.