UM Fantasy Football League 2015

Yeah, that's why my FF teams are top to bottom Dallas Cowboys :rolleyes:. Hell, I have two Eagles on my roster. The only other Cowboy I would have drafted this year besides what I did was Bryant, and apparently it was fortuitous he was gone when I got ready to pick WR.

Just because you don't have the entire Cowboys offense on your fantasy team doesn't mean you're any less of a homer, homer. I'm a homer too, but I'm not stupid. If I truly don't feel like (insert colt player here) is going to help me win FANTASY then I'm not going to have him on my team.


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I fail to see the difference between being a "homer" and simply being a fan then as it relates to FF.

Edit: Fuckin refs stole a touchdown from me.
 
So, if I had started Chris Ivory and Carlos Hyde I would have won this week by 21.24 points. Thanks a lot Adrian Peterson and C.J. Anderson. Dicks.

And I'm also angry at Calvin Johnson.

Aside from some unstellar performances I think my team is pretty solid. Could use another receiver though. If anyone is interested in trading a receiver for a RB hit me up.
 
Man, I love the changes to Yahoo's fantasy football leagues. These matchup recaps are fucking awesome!



Grabowskis Ekes Out Win over The King

Grabowskis picked up the second-highest point total by a player this week (39.60 points) from Matt Forte and slipped by The King 138.30 to 133.34. Even though both teams hit their projections, Grabowskis scored 1.9% more than their projected 135.75 points to secure the win. The King had two players rank highly this week. Keenan Allen scored 31.60 points while Travis Kelce put up 28.60. Grabowskis (1-0) kicks off the season in fourth place while The King (0-1) begins in fifth place.

Smooth Moves by Grabowskis

With 39.60 points, Matt Forte ranked second in the league in scoring.
What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Antonio Brown have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fourth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 28.30 points.
Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Jimmy Graham scored 17.10 points to rank fifth among TEs in the league this week.
5 of 8 players in the starting lineup for Grabowskis topped their projected points.
With 14.00 points, the St. Louis Rams Defense beat their 6.60 projected point total by a team-leading 112.1%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

Some people are born losers, others develop it over time. Fortunately, there's a cure: Winning
Did not start Carlos Hyde, who led the league in scoring with 45.20 points.
Calvin Johnson had the lowest point total in the matchup with 5.90 points.
5 of the starters on The King scored less than their projected points.
Adrian Peterson had the highest projected points in the matchup with 27.10, but fell short by scoring 13.20 points.

What If

Grabowskis would have beaten three other teams besides The King this week.
Hypothetically speaking, if Grabowskis had scored 19.95 more points, they would have beaten every team in the league this week.
The King would have lost to three other teams besides Grabowskis this week.
If The King had scored 33.91 fewer points, they would have lost to all teams in the league this week.

Game Notes

The margin of victory for the matchup ended up being the smallest in the league this week at 4.96 points.
Grabowskis had the lowest winning score in the league this week with 138.30 points.
With 133.34 points, The King had the highest losing score in the league this week.
Keenan Allen played admirably in the loss, ranking ninth in the league in scoring and beating his scoring projection by 112.4%, the eighth-highest percentage in the league.
Travis Kelce put up the third-best TE score in the league with 28.60 points this week.
The second-greatest total score by WRs on a single team this week came from Grabowskis. Their WRs combined to score 41.10 points.
The Denver Broncos Defense exceeded their projected point total by 175.4% in the loss, scoring 16.00 points against a projected 5.81.
No, it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, Peyton Manning scored only 6.40 points against his projected 25.03.

Pretty damn good and thorough. You squeaked by this time Grabass! Next time you may not be so lucky!
 
Sort of offtopic: Jumped into an autodraft league at the last minute to help fill out a local friends league. Every single thing about it is horrible. ESPNs fantasy site sucks. It's a ten team league with like 10 starter slots and 8 bench slots or something stupid, so there's next to nothing in the FA pool and even if there is it doesn't matter because: Waivers, even FA pickups have to be reviewed or something. Can't drop someone during the week from your fucking bench if they have already played or add someone to your bench if they have already played. Never touching autodraft or ESPN or random ass fantasy leagues again.
 
He didn't explode like that though, unless I just managed to miss it going gaga over my own two running backs.

He was still playing backup to Gore, but he did have flashes of brilliance with the opportunities he was given. Every niner fan knew he was going to be good this year
 
I'm so glad I benched CJ Anderson and drafted Denver D. The entire offense is struggling right now but the D is playing phenomenally. 21 points for d/st bitches! Take that Kriggles!

I have a tough decision as to which two rb's to start out of Chris Ivory, Carlos Hyde, or Adrian Peterson. I'm thinking Ivory will have a good game against Indy because their defense still blows atm. Hyde may have a bit of trouble rushing against the Steelers, they generally do well against the run. So I'm leaning towards Ivory and Peterson, but Hyde blew up last week and his momentum might continue. If I benched him for week 2 and he has a stellar game again I might punch myself in the dick. hmmmm decisions, decisions...........