This is an absurd story. Therefore, it has no beginning. Or maybe it has, somewhere, at some point. In fact, you can point at the first word of these lines and let out proudly that there is the beginning, but it is not, because nobody said specifically that was the beginning of the story, whereas it has no beginning, are you listening or what? You better don't, I've never heard of any reader paying attention as if some odd sound would come out from the lines.
In fact, not even characters are needed. They are too expensive to be hired to perform in such an absurd story, without a defined direction, without any stylistic resource, no meaning at all, so, what is a character needed for? Nothing, that is. I told you, already, when it comes to absurdity, you shouldn't expect unexpected surprises, because the story is expectably absurd and probably boring. I wouldn't keep on reading if I were you, what by the way I am not, so you can invest some time on this unless you have something really interesting to do, like going out with the dog to free him from the responsibility of pissing inside home and consequently having to find a suitable hidden corner to wet. Maybe you think that sex would be way more interesting, but look at yourself, you're reading some stupid lines written by someone probably equally stupid, so it is kinda predictable you will never find a girl biased to let you come in, if you find a job you can be proud of yourself. Especially when I don't find one myself, it is like a risky sport these days.
But the word "story" was indeed mentioned, which means that you're supposed to be reading some sort of actions lineally disposed, aren't you? Yes, I know you vaguely but well enough to guess you're not going to move a finger to help me on this, so let's see what is coming out of my magic hat. What makes me feel upset, because I don't know the specific name of that hat a magician uses to grab rabbits from.
Alright, someone has to do the dirty job and it is not me, since there are people who are duly paid for that. So what I'm going to do is give this up and go to find which corner has been wetted. Thanks for listening, the boring times are not the same without you.
Ingenius.
P.S: Just writting some nonsense to improve my writting skills.
In fact, not even characters are needed. They are too expensive to be hired to perform in such an absurd story, without a defined direction, without any stylistic resource, no meaning at all, so, what is a character needed for? Nothing, that is. I told you, already, when it comes to absurdity, you shouldn't expect unexpected surprises, because the story is expectably absurd and probably boring. I wouldn't keep on reading if I were you, what by the way I am not, so you can invest some time on this unless you have something really interesting to do, like going out with the dog to free him from the responsibility of pissing inside home and consequently having to find a suitable hidden corner to wet. Maybe you think that sex would be way more interesting, but look at yourself, you're reading some stupid lines written by someone probably equally stupid, so it is kinda predictable you will never find a girl biased to let you come in, if you find a job you can be proud of yourself. Especially when I don't find one myself, it is like a risky sport these days.
But the word "story" was indeed mentioned, which means that you're supposed to be reading some sort of actions lineally disposed, aren't you? Yes, I know you vaguely but well enough to guess you're not going to move a finger to help me on this, so let's see what is coming out of my magic hat. What makes me feel upset, because I don't know the specific name of that hat a magician uses to grab rabbits from.
Alright, someone has to do the dirty job and it is not me, since there are people who are duly paid for that. So what I'm going to do is give this up and go to find which corner has been wetted. Thanks for listening, the boring times are not the same without you.
Ingenius.
P.S: Just writting some nonsense to improve my writting skills.
hmmmm... there, now i want mexican food for lunch, i don't have anything of the sort at home and the nearest mexican restaurant is some 20 km from here, damnit! 
