Watching gutarr tutorial videos.
After amassing 3000$ worth of guitar equipment over the years like an idiot, I have finally started learning how to play. Been putting 1-2 hours a day for the past week.
I have guitar(s) for like 10 years already and still cant play them
I think you and I have very different idea of "can't play". I literally can't play anything. AT ALL.
I can (could) maybe do 3 chords in a row, if even that.