Yeah show her your penis Qth.
Bounce it back in forth in front of her and tell her "You can't have it, neenneer neeener neeeeennnnnerrrrr"
"Wiener wiener wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
It's a good thing people don't look for serious advice here.
Said Qth, moments before pulling his penis out at work
why would you count down to windows 8?