What are you doing right nao?

Looking at this picture

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my anorexic rommate thinks i have a tapeworm
so i ended up making a doctor's appointment for Oct 5th, to see if i can get a medical explination of why i'm eating more food per day than my roomate that never eats breakfast

i feel stupid going to a doctor when i'm not sick, but i'm just going to go to the doctor to get my roommate to shut the fuck up about the food issue
 
Had a bottle of fucking sexy Pino Noir, followed up by New Glarus's Imperial Saison and the Big Eddy Baltic Porter. Just realized im already drunk and my tastebuds are all wacked so i'm moving on to my cheaper twelve pack and leaving the good stuff for another night.
 
Yesh. Now my taste buds will have sex two nights in a row along with my brain matter being brought to a drunken state on both occasions. Victory.