Lol... this is fucking way out there for a thread...
A bottle of Vaseline.
A roll of paper towels.
A few Playboy's & Penthouses.
A 200 pack of Condoms.
... or not, I just wish someone would have said that already, it had to be done.
Actually, I just ordered Asgaroth's red shift & 2 Cannibal Corpse re-mastered rereleases (Butchered at Birth, Tomb of The Mutilated- I need some classic death metal right now)