What did you dream about last night?

PrincessHades

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Well, I had two I interesting dreams last night. I dreamt that I went to Marilyn Manson's Mansion. For some odd reason, each room looked like a Megadeth album cover, but then they started getting creepier and creepier as the elevator took us lower. There were skeletons and stuff everywhere.

The second dream, I was at my aunt and uncle's house in the living room. My aunt and uncle were out somewhere, but there were all of these girls from my school. Anyways, I started jerking off pretty visibly. I noticed some staring, and stopped. I started again without thinking, and then this girl starts half staring half smiling at me. Then, the dream ended.
 
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Isn't dreaming about self masturbation morbid a bit? That would be better if you dreamt about fucking some nice girls but that way you're looking like a person to whom masturbation means a lot.
 
When you've never had any kind of sexual contact with a woman before, but have been fapping for years, it's a lot easier to dream about the latter. I'd say that the majority of my sexual dreams involve watching pornography (or trying to but not being able to due to family), followed by dreams of watching other people having sex (and usually getting caught), followed by dreams of being molested/raped or prostituting myself to men/gender-shifting demons, with actual sex dreams happening maybe once a year at best.
 
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I had a pretty neat dream, much more continuous and clear than most I've had recently. Hard to exactly convey all the imagery of it, but it was based on the resort town up in Canada I was in last month for a conference. Basically it was pretty and everything but even more so since it was a dream, and I remember walking around with a group of other students in my field. We got to a rickety old elevator that went up to our rooms, and the elevator only had a door on the outside, no door on the elevator itself. A twin brother of one of the students basically leaned his body over the elevator while standing on the floor, and his brother was all "Don't do it, don't do it!" but he just stood there with a mischievous (and somewhat stoned) grin until the elevator lifted, cutting him in half at the waist. I was pissed off because he puked blood and guts all over my fancy shoes and pants. Then when we got to the top it was revealed that it was a prank, and that his brother had previously lost his legs in a car accident or something. I was still pissed off because there was fake blood and guts all over me.

Then I met up with my family and we decided to explore a bit more of the town that I hadn't seen prior, and it suddenly turned more Mediterranean in style. There was a loading point as we got to the next section and suddenly there was an ominous soundtrack, and then when we got there my youngest brother was suddenly only 5 years old or so again, and ran off. My Mom ran off to chase him and was like "Don't play with that!" when I saw what appeared to be a giant hypodermic needle sitting in a cubby near a pile of various homeless-type objects of refuse. When we got closer it turned out to be a giant thermometer, and my mom was relieved until I said "I think it's a rectal thermometer". We walked a bit more and tried to enter a hedgemaze but it had a "No Entry" sign, and suddenly we all got creeped out and decided to go back. When we tried to escape, three Filipino looking guys were waiting for us at the entrance, and said "Sorry, you saw too much, we have to kill you". We told them that we hardly saw anything, and they didn't really believe us. Suddenly they each unsheathe two freshly sharpened pencils, and inform us that they are the Ticonderoga Trio. Then they become like ninjas and start backflipping and kickspinning and shit left and right. My oldest brother and I disarmed a couple and stabbed them to death, but in the process I lost both of my eyes.

When we made it to the main hub area, I could see again, and I made some comment on this older black guy like "He looks like a nice guy" and my brother was like "How can you make thinly-veiled racist comments when you're blind?" and I think I was really close to waking up, and my vision just started randomly fading in and out, but instead I pondered it a moment and realized that I was actually using incredibly powerful sonar, and then my vision just became greyscale with this odd flickering effect, so things went on. I went to this bar nearby and met up with my advisor, and then he told me that he had four tickets to a Nobel Prize ceremony and that I could have one, and I was like "Sweet". Then I went over to an arcade machine in the bar, and started to play this Mario/Tetris variant. Basically, it was set underground and you start on a small solid platform. However, most other blocks are large and begin to do the crumbling thing if contacted, and that includes both walking on top of them as well as knocking them from above. Basically, you have to do all these carefully timed jumps where you might knock one brick above you, all the while timing it so that you don't get squished from contacting a previous block above you, and stuff like that. It kept going and going, and then the alarm went off and I woke up. Immediately, "Super Mario Rogue" popped into my head.
 
I don't dream. Aslong as I sleep for a few hours am good.
 
Last dream I remember having, my one ex from the States ended up showing up out of nowhere to visit (very awkwardly for me) and at first she crashed at my place, but then she wouldn't leave.

Strange because she hates my guts and hasn't spoken to me in roughly two years; ever since she found out I had a girlfriend at the time she cut off contact LOL
 
Just remembered that I had an Ultimate-Metal relevant dream today. I was in my lab building in the service halls, only the service halls were really long and wide, enough to facilitate two car lanes and foot traffic. Basically, the halls were designed for someone to drive a car into at maximum speed, where hitting the walls would somehow automatically translate momentum orthogonally, sending it flying straight up where it would land on one of dozens of platforms up above for different halls. If you've played those UT 2004 maps where you go around with trucks and shit and just crash into things and backflip a thousand times, you know what I'm talking about. Anyways, it was none other than Carpe Mortem that was my driver, who was wearing a bandana over her head, making her look vaguely like Axl Rose. She'd make corny lines like "Oh no I don't think we're going to make it" and shit every time she crashed into a wall like the stereotypical daredevil pilot transport person in some movie, but it was always safe. At some point I got sick of that shit and wanted to just take the freight elevator instead. For some reason she was still my guide around the building and followed me into there, and and then somehow I knew that each corner of the elevator was related to an Exodus song. I chose corner 'Seeds of Hate', someone got 'Throwing Down', I don't remember what the third one was and whether it was Carpe or some dude already waiting in the elevator that got it, but the last one was a Dukes-era song. Some Arab looking dude rushed on and got the last corner, and then suddenly the elevator started to shudder, then collapse into some void. I grabbed onto some railing, but everyone else fell in, at which point I heard splashing and screams of being eaten alive by a shark. I made a few half-assed attempts to find rope or something to pull them out, and every time before I'd start it would be quiet, and then I would ask "Is anyone still alive in there?" at which point the screams would suddenly resume.

Then I left and it became some kind of cyberpunk dystopia meets the Rockford Files dream, but the forum parts were over by then.
 
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If I dream, my dreams are hard to explain because they're usually weird. One dream I had recently me and some people for whatever reason had to jump down into this machine and get grinded into pieces.
 
Had an excellent lucid dream. I was in an airplane about to jump out of it and snowboard in the sky when I realized wait a minute, this weather sucks. No way is the weather this bad for boarding today! I must be dreaming! I proceeded to make it a beautiful fucking sunset with dragons flying around, splashes of color spraying from all around my board and vivid reflections of dragons on every cloud.

My lucid dreams are weird like that. Never mind that snowboarding in the sky is ridiculous, why is this weather so bad!
 
I dreamed about going to the pool, where I was for some reason hated. Then, I woke up, looked something up in my phone, went back to sleep, woke up, and found random gibberish on my phone search engine.
 
The other night I dreamt that I was ballroom dancing with Patricia Kennedy, the redhead 90's porn star in what looked to be an abandoned cattle ranch. She was wearing a black silk robe with a green dragon on it and we were dancing to the Japanese version of "Daisy, Daisy" that plays during the tricycle race in Revenge of the Nerds.
 
I dreamt that I was at the pub and went to take a piss and I was so drunk that I kept falling in the urinal and people laughed at me and one guy started pissing on my leg and laughing so I unleashed this firehose of urine back at him and then I woke up busting for a piss.
 
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I once had a dream that all the male members of my family were lounging around in the kitchen with beers, just bantering and stuff, and then my great-grandfather (who I had only met once when I was 2 or 3 or something) threw out this idiom: "Like stealing piss from a firedog" and in the dream it took me a second to get it but once I did I visualized a dalmation with the little red hat on extinguishing a fire with its piss and I woke up laughing and needing to urinate.
 
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I had a dream I was driving up Main street in the town I work in and all the summer tourists kept walking in the middle of the road so I yelled out "learn to use a fucking crosswalk" before running them over.