What does everyone want for christmas?

[Tee]

BOTH AT THE SAME TIME???

of course

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

I COULD DO THAT... I JUST DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE BREASTS ... YET

I WANT TO BUY MYSELF A PAIR OF BREASTS

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

socks.

WHAT KIND OF SOCKS???

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I want....to get rid of this nasty flu I've had for 10 days. I just started a new job a few weeks ago, so I can't call in and get the proper rest that I need. My desk is filled with tissues and cough drops. Go me.

I want to move. That is all.

 

[Chromatose]

let's all move to canada.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

I want....to get rid of this nasty flu I've had for 10 days. I want to move.

NYQUIL/DAYQUILL/PEPTOBISMALL ..... MOVE WHERE???... YOU CAN'T MOVE.... I HAVEN'T MADE YOU REACH ORGASM YET!!

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

let's all move to canada.

 

[Anvil]

let's all move to canada.

I got a room for you, and some of the others here on the board

 

[Chromatose]

 

[The_River_Dragon]

I want Nevermore to come to the East Coast for their headlining tour. More than likely a late christmas present, but I'll be happy nonetheless.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

I want Nevermore to come to the East Coast for their headlining tour. More than likely a late christmas present, but I'll be happy nonetheless.

I WANT TO SEE THE IMPOTENT SEA SNAKES

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I got a room for you, and some of the others here on the board

i've got some connections up in the great white north...

 

[Bacchante]

"I want an official Red Rider, carbine-action, two hundred shot, range model air rifle!"

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

"I want an official Red Rider, carbine-action, two hundred shot, range model air rifle!"

...UUMMM... R U GONNA SHOOT ME???

 

[Bacchante]

nah..It's a quote from "A christmas story"

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

nah..It's a quote from "A christmas story"

AAHH, IN THAT CASE "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH"

 

[Karmic]

let's all move to canada.

hey, stop marketing my idea

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

hey, stop marketing my idea

MAYBE CANADIANS COULD COME OVER HERE...

 

[Anvil]

MAYBE CANADIANS COULD COME OVER HERE...

If by 'here' you mean the US, then no.

 

[descendencyfw]

Dear Santa,
I want a hot date for the Velvet Revolver NYE show.
Yours truly,
XOXOXO