What does everyone want for christmas?

[Dead_Lioness]

^ pfffffffffffff *holds her mouth tries not to laugh*



anyhoo, I have changed my mind, all i really want for Yule
is peace on earth.

 

[neal]

but if you wished for worldwide poverty and suffering instead it would actually come true...

:zombie:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Peace on Earth has been proven time and time again to be impossible.

Remember what happened to the League of Nations?

"we're gonna ban war... *hurr, hurr*"

HELLO JAPAN AND ADOLF HITLER

man that example of human stupidity known as the league of nations (and well, the united nations as well) would have been awesome to laugh at if it wasn't so... what's the word? ah yes...

stupid.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ your signatures make me happy Matt.

 

[descendencyfw]

...at least I didn't ask for anything material!

 

[Mike]

I want Incest: The Interactive Boardgame... something the whole family can play!

I'd also settle for just the HIV, the gift you can share with others!

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Incest something the whole family can play!

INCEST IS FUN

 

[descendencyfw]

Dear Santa,
Did you hear me the 1st time? Just checking.
Yours truly,
XOXOXO

 

[Will Bozarth]

nah..It's a quote from "A christmas story"

i do believe you hit that quote on the head. well done!

...at least I didn't ask for anything material!

well, a hot date can be considered material, because wishing for a "hot" date opposed to an "ugly" one can be wanting a hot date to impress others around you

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

well, a hot date can be considered material, because wishing for a "hot" date opposed to an "ugly" one can be wanting a hot date to impress others around you

I'D SETTLE FOR AN UGLY DATE

 

[descendencyfw]

...and "HOT" is definitely in the eye of the beholder. To me, there is no "HOT" without an awesome personality and brains. (and that's not a cop out). The material "HOTTEST" girl (or guy, depends on your perspective) can only be good looking for a short period of time, if there is nothing else there. On the other hand, an average material "HOT" girl (or guy...) will look stunning forever if there is the substance to back it up. Good conversation, a million laughs, and respect for yourself and others makes a person absolutely "HOT". I can't stand "HOT" dates that you can only sit there and "look" at the other person, and cannot engage in conversation or laugh endlessly. This my friend, is HOT. ...but after all this being said, WB, I understand the "HOT is material" backlash.
...but there is nothing "HOTTER" than a captivating and intelligent woman high on life!

 

[Bacchante]

This is very true.


I find kindess to be equal to 'hotness.'

 

[Mike]

I already got what I want for christmas :-D

WOOT

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Peace on Earth has been proven time and time again to be impossible.

APPARENTLY HUMANS ARE EVIL

 

[descendencyfw]

I want Layne Staley to come back from the dead to kick Godsmack's ass for ripping them off so bad.
...and on the MATERIAL side of Christmas, I want the ass-whipping caught on tape so someone can buy me the DVD for Christmas. I want all the extras: Layne interview explaining how he managed to come back from 6 ft under, the AiC boyz comments on Layne's comeback, Skulley (or whatever the poser's name is) interview from his hospital bed explaining how he got his ass-whipped from a corpse and why he thought he was sssooo damn cool even though they were a rip, and interviews with different members of metal bands and their thoughts on the beat down. ...oh yeah, and an interview with Scott Stapp on why he was the flyest dude in metal, not Skulley.
...and some extra camera angles would rule!

 

[WarrelChik]

Just for a bit, Please SAntA........................

 

[yourblankhere]

"I want an official Red Rider, carbine-action, two hundred shot, range model air rifle!"

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

THEN SHE'LL PROLLY SHOOT OUT SOMEONE ELSE'S EYE TOO

 

[NepentheBR]

I want a house (for me to live) in Finland \o/

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

I want a house (for me to live) in Finland \o/

I WANT "A BLACK CHICK'S TONGUE IN MY MOUTH"