What is your embarrassing band?

Does the battery "short out" causing sparks n shit? Or does all the alkaline inside the battery just spurt out.
 
Im very tempted to do it on my old £80 shitty guitar...hmmm..

Does the string send shrapnel everywhere though?
 
It does makes sense though, as the string would connect the negetive and positivley charge ions coming from the battery together. And having both of these things being conducted by one object would destroy the object.....or at least I think that's the science behind it.
 
I listen to a lot of embarrassing bands, but at this moment im listening to The Oufield!

"Josie's on a vacation far away,
Come around and talk it over
So many things that i wanna say
You know i like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight"

_o/\o/\o_